Clown's Hat On Backwards

Where a guy holds a girl in the reverse pile driver position and while the guy is standing up holding the girl he takes a shit on the ground at the same time the girl has her period all over his face. Once the guy is done taking his shit he drops her face into the shit.

"Hey Sean I heard you did a Clown's Hat On Backwards with your girlfriend last night"
"Yeah dude it was legit I cant wait to do it again!"
"Can i come and watch?"
"Sure man bring your whore with you too and I can teach you how to do it."

by Sick Man 04 January 23, 2010

backwards shit

Straddling the toilet when taking a dump.

Simon was feeling anxious because his morning shit was overdue and traditional squat and drop wasn't working. He was feeling dangerous, so committed himself to a backwards shit.

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Backyard Bang

See, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man stick his magic stick in the womans shit hole and they begin to have intercourse.

Joe did you fuck sally last night? Yep, sure did, gave that bitch a backyard banging!

by Justin April 1, 2005

Backwards Manhattan

A sex act, involving a Vodka drink and reverse cow girl. The act shall contain no forward facing sex or whiskey drinks.

This girl wanted to Backwards Manhattan me last night but I told her "NO WAY, I'm not dumping out my Jameson and Ginger Ale".

I wanted to send pics of my Backwards Manhattan last night but the chocolate used in the Martinis got all over my fingers when I used it for lube during doggystyle with that sorority chick.

by Little Feller September 29, 2010

blackwards

The state of lying in a reclining chair backwards, so that your head is where your feet should be and your feet are at the headrest, stomach down.

"Elyse, I'm lying blackwards!"

by Your "Mom" March 20, 2007

shit and fall backwards in it

A response trivialising someone's description of what they plan to do, when the listener finds it extravagant or believes it won't actually be carried out or won't succeed.

Person A: My sister is so upset with her local councilman that she's starting a petition to have him recalled.

Person B: Yeah, she's gonna shit and fall backwards in it.

by radiohead3885 October 4, 2011

Backwards Boner

When a guy looks at someone else who is SOOOooo ugly or something that is epicly disturbing that their penis goes inside their body and comes out their butthole.

Dude, I had to go to the hospital yesterday because I saw this girl that gave me a Backwards Boner. The doctors were so disturbed it gave them Backwards Boners.

by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011