Barker

Lame person that has sex with dogs and plays wow all day.

You damn barker! Stop banging Bailey and leveling your rogue!

by McShakes October 13, 2009

baraked

To be promised something incredible, almost beyond belief only to be given a worthless tracfone and a link card.

Hey did you get that health care plan with low premiums? No, I go baraked, they gave me this cheap ass tracfone and a welfare card.

by not today May 6, 2014

Double Barker

A bobfoc. A woman with a great body, who is less than blessed in the face department. - The body of Sue and the face of Ronnie.

Thats Sarah Jessica Parker - she's a right double barker...

by Dan Goode November 3, 2006

BARK

what a dog says when you say no

I said noooooooo, and the dog said "BARK"

by flutie January 13, 2004

turkey bark

Farting after eating turkey.

I let out out a massive turkey bark after Thanksgiving dinner.

by yo mama October 5, 2004

Bark Bark

To indicate a woman who's breasts you would like to view and finagle.

A general dissatisfaction for assigned work in school

To show excitement for an up-coming event

"Bark Bark! Excuse me, I'm not from around here... Is it possible for you to show me your boobs?"

"Surprise... Bark bark!"

by Logan Snyder, Admeral kick ass February 12, 2009

barkchip

The thing you shove into the pee hole to get extreme pleasure while receiving anal from caitlin jenner with a strap-on while on heroin in a lake with a moose ontop of a whale dick while swallowing diet mt. Dew with your ass

That barkchip was so dank

by The wasted Bard May 17, 2016