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Australian Sandpaper 

The sandpaper used by Australian cricketers for cheating which they accepted during Aus tour of South Africa, 2018 proving the decades/centuries old allegations that Australians are a born cheater being from a convict ancestry. Ricky Ponting and others being a famous example.
Watch here: On YouTube homepage URL, add watch?v=rCsWS_UU218
A: I did an Australian Sandpaper with my mom.
B: What do you mean, maait?
A: I cheated and did my mom.
Australian Sandpaper by aussiehunter September 24, 2018

Australian Shower

When you do a handstand over a toilet bowl and then pee while you’re upside down
The other night I was feeling experimental so I went to the bathroom and did the Australian shower
Australian Shower by dogsonclouds September 27, 2018

Australian Pickle Hitch 

A dominance maneuver wherein you grab an opponent by penis with a firm grip and refuse to let go until he yells "Ahhhh Croikee, ya got me by the didgeridoo!"
My grandad said he gets the last slice of pie but that all changed when I gave him the ole' Australian Pickle Hitch.
Australian Pickle Hitch by EzzyMC November 29, 2018

Australian Kangarod 

The sexual act of a light-skin Australian female, dressing up as a kangaroo just to get shot by her husband, dressed as an

African kangaroo hunter. than proceeds to fuck her with an AK-47
I'm a bout to Australian Kangarod the shit out of my boss if he does a Sausage Backspin on my desk again..

Australian high five 

While double penetrating a girl, the guys nut sacks smack together
When Alex and Dillon where DPing Sally, their balls gave each other an “Australian high five”.

Australian Rules football 

The worlds greatest sport, also known as Aussie Rules and Australian football.

Fast paced, it incorporates the best aspects of all the football codes and the likes of basketball and boxing (unofficially).

It dates back to Melbourne in the 1800s.

Its premier league is in Australia and is the AFL. Amateur leagues exist in many countries including the USA, UK, Denmark, Germany, South Africa, Argentina, New Zealand and the list goes on.

The first amateur world cup, called the International Cup was held in 2002. The second will occur in 2005.

In Australia it is the prominent sport in Victoria, South Australia, Western Australia, Tasmania and the Northern Territory. The ACT and Queensland are coming around, but Sydney still needs work.

It draws greater crowds than Australia's other football codes on a club level (as Australia only plays Aussie Rules once-yearly in compromise rules against Ireland). The Grand Final draws a crowd of 100,000 people.
See for yourself:
www.afl.com.au
www.usfooty.com
www.aflcanada.com
www.nzafl.co.nz
www.barfl.co.uk
www.arfli.com
www.dafl.dk
Australian Rules football by Ash January 16, 2005