Pig ate my pizza

When an ugly girl gags when giving you oral

Bro she was on some pig ate my pizza type shit if you know what I’m sayin lmao

by I…am..that.guy October 9, 2021

Ate an acorn

When you take a shit so big it’s more like a tree is growing out of your ass than defecating

I threw out my back, I should drink more water, I shouldn’t have ate an acorn.

by Lowkeygangstershit April 15, 2022

ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

by pleasehelocacapeepeepoofsrt June 27, 2022

I ate the axe

A different way of saying "I hate the blacks" without sounding racist. Used to bypass filtering system in games (mostly roblox)

Person 1: "I ate the axe"
Person 2: "Well damn"

by anonymous April 28, 2024

I once ate a beesechurger

A silly stupid line from someone...

Person 1: I once ate a beesechurger

Person 2:Wait what?

by Flying Baguettes March 17, 2023

Ate shit

pilot who crashes his airplane and is killed.

"Did he make it back?"
"No. He ate shit on Hans Island."

by SonofSikunder November 18, 2021