assmint

the evaluation or estimation of the nature, quality, or ability of someone or something as weighed against the intense beauty of April's immense booty. The Gold Standard scale for fingering out if one is a physically mature female or a real deal woman.

In cumming to terms with the gravititties of this encounter, it is my final assmint that we're not going to play well together since you'll not wear a mask of her face while I play recordings of her voice.

by Rimjob Jesus 3:16 May 25, 2022

assmauled

To berate, and chew out members of your party with crass, class and dignity.

“Man, Donald Trump completely assmauled the press Corp during his briefing!”

by Siradrian1911 September 26, 2022

assmeme

a meme about asses

Guy 1:do you like assmemes?
Guy 2:i do, i even make assmemes

by Oyeoye February 5, 2023

Assmetrics

Asinine methods to measure, track, assess business processes as a way for upper management to generate an impractical spreadsheet.

We did not get our bonus this year because our sales director has compiled a fiscal revenue report based on assmetrics..

by Panda2980 March 8, 2023

Assmole

a brown nosing asshole. so far up someones butt that they are burrowed in deep

he or she is such an assmole

by Scoobett July 25, 2023

Assmilk

When I fat chubby bloke cums in a man’s ass. And watches it slowly drip out of his hairy crack

Yo bro let’s make some assmilk we need some extra flavour for the coffee

by Mrbumballs September 10, 2023

Assmoric

- To engage in or practice behaviors of an asshole.

- Qualities of an asshole.

I can be assmoric from time to time.

I try not to practice assmoric behaviors.

He's a nice guy but he can be a little assmoric.

by KBXXIII December 15, 2024