Choke Artist

See also San Jose Sharks.

The San Jose Sharks are up 3-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals! But their such Choke Artists that they will still probably lose!

by FegelFatso May 28, 2018

twerp artist

one who's runnin there mouth about such and such, likes to stir the pot and create things called twerp fests.

dave: yo mackenzie i heard you like mouldy cheese

mackenzie: your a fricken twerp artist bub

dave: i no all i do is stir up the pot

by Italz 1993 January 18, 2009

concept artist

An artist who shows exhibits of bent nails, rubber cheeseburgers, half of rooms, things in jars. You know. I think Mr. Lennon sums it up well. . .

"Yoko is a con artist. Concept artist is only 'con' with 'cept' on the end." - John Lennon

by Fire June 11, 2005

blowjob artist

Someone who fancies himself to be a "big deal," but who is generally only a small-time writer or a member of an inconsequential local band, and who is seen frequenting the "hip club."

"Man, that Manny dude is a blowjob artist to the extreme; he's always promoting his shit at Duke's Pub."

"That savory hispter with the mullet and bangs in his eyes is quite the blowjob artist, I hear."

by Jackson "Bernabo" Wainwright March 19, 2007

Makeout Artist

playboy/girl, womanizer, pleasure seeker,

Last night, the guy that I was interested in was actually a makeout artist! I'm actually looking for a long term relationship ):

by nekeke November 22, 2011

piss artist

any national or local politician

He was a fat, greasy, corrupt, double-dealing shagger - intent only on self-promotion. His speeches would give an aspirin a headache.

by ian rich September 21, 2005

revenge artist

a revenge artist is a person often female who is a third party in an altercation between one or more outside entities (most often, female revenge artist acts out a revenge situation on spurned female's exboyfriend) and willingly commits an act of revenge (prank, not high crime.) in order to satisfy the feelings of someone in pain without getting the client in any trouble.

Woman: my boyfriend is wicked scuzzy; he dumped me via Facebook message two days after he got another girlfriend.
Revenge Artist: I can hook you up, homefry.
Woman: really? let's show that ass :)
Revenge Artist: ____ will happen on _____ while you are at ______ with a friend so you will have an alibi. Then I will make ______ pay.
Woman: OH THANK YOU, MYSTERY BITCH

by Bella Sorensen November 28, 2007