napocalypse

When you mean to have a quick nap, but instead sleep for hours and throw off your schedule.

"What happened to you? You missed the show last night."
"The Napocalypse hit."
"Ah, ok."

by mcnap January 7, 2012

apocalapse

A lapse of concentration so terrible, and with such awful timing, that it results in almost or actual apocalyptic consequences.

I was doing the school run, when I had a complete apocalapse and ended up mowing down 17 children. It lasted so long I didn't stop and trailed their blood all the way home...

by Flobalobalob July 17, 2014

ipocalypse

The end of the internet.

After the ipocalypse everything went back to how it was.

by Jack Tree December 14, 2017

Apocalypsinc

Lip-syncing to covers of songs by Death Metal bands

My favorite apocalypsinc is “Love Will Keep Us Together” by Karkass.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 22, 2020

pocalypse

when someone is basically being someone's mother to get their attention in the hopes of being cool and noticed by them

"ha ha that's soo funny bro" -person 1
"ye dude did you see the way max flipped off the couch" -person 2
"GUYS STOP BEING STUPID THATS SOO INCONSIDERATE" -person 3

"broooooo that was the biggest pocalypse ever" -person 1

by ye yeeee November 22, 2020

Apoocalypse

When a bottom guy starts to shit on guys dicks during an orgy

Have you heard of the apoocalypse at Stevens last week

by Groumf April 13, 2022

Yapocalypse

**Yapocalypse** (noun): A situation where a person is talking nonstop, as if their world is about to end, often characterized by a sense of desperation or urgency.

Example: "His rant about the Wi-Fi being down turned into a full-blown Yapocalypse—nobody could get a word in."

by HimitsuE December 29, 2024