Siri's interpretation of cock smooch
by Cock farm November 13, 2014
Get the Cock Amishmug. An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.
“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”
by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025
Get the amish hand jobmug. Named after the Amish tribe, "Amish" is the title of a reality show where participants have to stay away from modern tech (iPads, smartphones, computers, gaming consoles, satellite TV) for as long as possible in order to be able to start their days with delicious Amish Breakfast Casserole.
signed up for 'Amish' thinking it would be a fun challenge, but I quickly realized how hard it is to live without my phone—especially when all I get in return is a slice of that delicious Amish Breakfast Casserole!
by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025
Get the Amishmug. The result of a handjob continued after orgasm. So-called because of the churned result from a low-technology method.
"Hey Mitch, you're walking kind of funny."
"Yes, I'm a bit sore after making Amish butter last night."
"Yes, I'm a bit sore after making Amish butter last night."
by DunkinGas June 25, 2022
Get the Amish buttermug. The Amish hair that's longer than leg hair but shorter than their head hair. Both adults Amish genders get them. These pubicles are those of the Amish.
by Eatmyamishpubicle December 27, 2020
Get the Amish Pubiclemug. Cardboard Pull-tabs for gambling. Name comes from it's simplicity compared to so many electronic options these days.
Call me old-school, but I'd rather play my Amish slot machine pull-tabs because I don't trust those new e-tab machines.
by Magic Fun Guy May 10, 2023
Get the amish slot machinemug. by pussyslaps October 26, 2020
Get the Amish Homestylemug.