Amish Masturbate

To "Amish Masturbate" is to masturbate without the assistance of any modern technological advancements.
This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.

Man, I've been watching too much porn lately. I think I'm going to exclusively Amish masturbate for a while.

by Epileptic Squirrel Rapist December 7, 2024

amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.

“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”

by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025

Amish Ivy

When you get poison ivy from having role-play sex in the woods.

My boyfriend and I got Amish Ivy after I role-played as a desperate Amish woman and my boyfriend screwed my brains out in a field.

by FrequentC July 22, 2025

Amish tribe

The tribe in the U.S. state Ohio who choose to be AFK from the modern world. Henceforth, the backronym AFK would stand for "Amish Faith Kommunity".

While everyone else is glued to their screens, the Amish tribe in Ohio is going AFK from the modern world, embracing their simple way of living.

by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025

amish

the members of a strict Mennonite (religious) cult that established major communities in Pennsylvania, Ohio, and elsewhere in North America from 1720 onward.

The Amish, who are members of a conservative Christian group with roots in the Anabaptist movement, established major communities in states like Pennsylvania and Ohio beginning in the 1700s. They are known for their simple lifestyle and commitment to their faith, often reflected in their plain clothing, use of horse-drawn buggies, and limited adoption of modern technology. The Amish also place a high value on family, community, and humility, and their customs are governed by an unwritten code of conduct known as the Ordnung.

by Arminkshipper August 20, 2025

amishing

Being a term similar to the Indonesian slang term "ngebaduy", this term "amishing" refers to the occurrence where a group of people deliberately choose to go AFK from the modern world and "wean" from modern technology (e.g. electricity, smartphone). Please note that the suffix "-ing" is similar to the Indonesian prefix "nge-", which turns a noun into a verb.

After a week of amishing in the woods, we felt rejuvenated and more connected to nature without our smartphones.

by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025

Amish alarm clock

Getting so fucked up that you pass out and your buddies make a farm animal shit on your head.

Dan got so smashed that we had a cow give him an Amish alarm clock.

by Ďëřpďèřp August 26, 2025