Affectionate Twat

An affectionate twat is sombody who you love or like but is still acting like a twat.

Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.

Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them

Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.

by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011

aflew

to send something flying or enabling something to take flight.

I kicked the crap out of that can and sent it aflew.

by Mdeep20 January 11, 2012

affluize

a way of saying bye.

In other words, the mongo version of kudafis.

Simran: Safe mongo!
Mongo: Affluize!
Simran: WTF is wrong with you, are you high?
Mongo: Yeah

by affluize August 16, 2012

aflexiate

To be overly muscular, so much so that it is unattractive.

Aflexiating
Aflexia

If jack does one more curl, he's going to aflexiate.

Marco is over aflexiating

The body builder had an aflexia.

by pink1735 April 1, 2015

Affey

An obnoxiously gay male. Typically used as a derogatory term. Usually dresses like a tool.

Look at this affey over here.

by AyeRayRay88 December 19, 2016

affegotao

An Italian dessert in which espresso in poured over gelatto or Ice Cream.

I really want some ice cream but I'm so tired... Better go grab an affegotao

by Watt64 April 2, 2017

affenschwanz

It means monkey tail in german, but tail is slang for dick in german

Chick 1: You Fucking bitch!
Chick 2: At least i ain't a affenschwanz

by A chick that beats asses April 18, 2018