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lowkey account

What Mormons use to post their bad pictures, as they do not want their families or church members to see how they actually live.
"Did you see what collin posted on his lowkey account?"
"No, what was it?"
"He was hecka vaping an e cig!"
by Zero dollars boi April 2, 2017
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Spam account

A spam account (or finsta) is an account that you use to post fun things that don't match your main account theme. Most people post memes, funny selfies, or good food, etc. Typically only your friends follow you.
Sally: Can you send me the picture of us that u posted on your spam account?
Todd: Yea of course! It's a pretty goofy picture of us.
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accountant

The chosen occupation of the dullest people you will ever know. Enticed to this career solely by the prospect of financial gain and security, yet not brave enough to advance to the somewhat more respectable and risky (yet at least.. more exciting) field of finance, a person who chose to be an accountant is a boring syncophantic moron (see: tool) who essentially decided to do the most boring job in the world because he or she was scared of committing to anything else.
Nobody is ever "passionate" about accounting. Anybody who says that he or she is passionate is basically a fucking goddamn bullshitting liar.

Ex. Ricky chose to be an accountant because he thought he wouldn't get hired for anything else. He now works for PwC and is fucking boring as hell. Ugh, having to be around him and listen to him talk is like being strangled and having to die a very slow and painful death.
by OneWhoSpeaksTheTruths February 7, 2012
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acoustic bike

A fun play on words used to refer to a regular, non-electric bike. It comes from electric guitars and acoustic guitars. There are electric bikes, so why not acoustic bikes?

A term made up by e-bike enthusiasts who know know "acoustic" relates to sound but use it because it's fun. Apparently makes obsessive weirdos angry.
Person A: Yeah, I have an electric bike but today I'm riding my acoustic bike.

Person B: Haha, that's a one. I'm not going to nitpick the scientific accuracy of the phase because I'm not a pathetic dweeb.
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accountabilabuddy

A same-sex partner with whom you keep accountable to not be bi-curious; conversely, a same-sex partner with whom you explore bisexuality. Accountabilabuddies are most often found at religious camps whose goal is to "get the gay out" of children.
This is Trevor and he's my accountabilabuddy, and we're bi-curious!
by yourrealname7768 September 19, 2009
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An Accountant

A nerdy person who counts things and is often the hero in dumb action movies.
Sam, can you crack the code?
No? Then I'll call THE ACCOUNTANT!
by MrRadman11 July 12, 2005
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acoutrama

Acoutrama is all of the things needed for a task.
Think of snow skiing and all of acoutrama you have to buy or rent. Bette Midler uses the word acoutraman in her act concerning people who are into bondage and all the things they need for an evening of entertainment.
by Lil' Ol' Man July 25, 2011
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