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Pubelic Accounting

Counting all of the pubes while you are taking a piss in a public urinal.
Ant: Dude, there had to be like 19 pubes ranging from 1-3 inches just chillin' in the urinal when I took my piss.

Mike: That's cute. I see you are studying up on your pubelic accounting.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019
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Rule 34 Account

Only exists to make funny comments or to poke fun at kinky people who like futanari or gooners who always end their message with "~"
*insert that one meme with the kid crying cuz he cant make a rule 34 account*
Why does bro need to beat his meat his this bad bruh 💀
by ConnorBroski January 4, 2025
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Hollywood Accounting

A series of shady, unconventional accounting practices Hollywood studios use to convert financial successes in the entertainment industry into financial losses. This is done to avoid paying taxes, royalties, and profit-sharing for a project.
"Hey Disney, this movie I starred in made over $1.3 billion at the box office. Why haven't I gotten any cut of revenue?"
"Oh, no one told you? That movie lost $23 million, we can't pay you anything."
"Hey, you were engaging in Hollywood Accounting, weren't you?!"
by jojo_03 February 10, 2024
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East End Accountant

Cunt. Who thinks he knows everything, but actually knows fuck all.
See that roaster there. He’s an east end accountant.
by joeysgame June 25, 2025
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Accountability

You are already using my work you need to pay for it. I'm not going to let you steal from me in the name of accountability. If you don't need to hold Kendra McKeefry accountable you don't need to hold me accountable. But I know you used it. So you are going to pay.
Hym "I'm not going without in the name of accountability. And if it LOOKS like you are using my work to create AI and cut me out of the proceeds to you don't want people to be allowed to do it to you then you pay me. I'm not being EQUAL to you. You pay me or I'll kill a kid."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
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ship accounts

A ship account is a tiktok account made by someone from the same grade/class that makes videos about other people in the grade and shipping them together.
Yo you heard about the account that's shipping people from our grade on tiktok

"Yeah bro I hate those ship accounts"
by JayGfromQueens September 12, 2023
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Accountability Partner

Bro with whom you share porn.
My Accountability Partner Tyler just sent me some horney librarian links.
by Lawnboy November 8, 2023
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