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Rage Wipe

When you're trying to wipe after taking a big poop but you just keep wiping poop and get so angry at the thought of you having to wipe so much that you wipe harder and faster; enough to make your butt hole bleed.
"Dude, I just took the biggest dump this morning and it felt so good but my arm is killing me now."

"Your arm? Why?"

" It was so messy and it wouldn't go away and it caused me to rage wipe for about 15 minutes."
by NotsosMom April 21, 2018
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free-wiping

Using the left hand to clean oneself, also known as "free-wiping," is a traditional practice in some cultures, particularly in regions where water is the primary cleaning method. It is important to wash hands thoroughly with soap and water afterward to maintain hygiene.

There are potential benefits to this practice, such as reducing paper waste and costs and putting less strain on sewage treatment plants.
During the pandemic, my girlfriend and I ran out of toilet paper, so we had to resort to free-wiping. :(
by AkashicRecord April 18, 2023
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Wipe Mentality

Referring to video game culture, Wipe Mentality is the state of mind at which a player sees all gear and loot as expendable, due to the fact that all of it will be inevitability lost when the server wipe occurs; reseting and destroying all equipment, weapons, and stats the player has worked so hard for and ultimately putting it to waste.

In this state, the risk of losing items is not of any significance to a player who has a Wipe Mentality.
P00pMan420: "Why are you using all your good gear?"
EpicHero4: "Bro wipe is in 5 hours, keep that Wipe Mentality rn. we gotta use it all before wipe."
P00pMan420: oh damn i thought it was next week!
by pisspoop4930 February 7, 2021
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ass wipe

a person who being or acting stupid in any type of way
"Stop being a ass wipe!"
by shesryda July 19, 2015
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welshman wipe

Wanking off your partner and wiping it on their face
I did the Welshman wipe on Asian Ben's Chippolata and wiped his sausage juice on his face
by Indiii April 4, 2016
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botched wipe

The point when ones finger penetrates the paper barrier between it and the anus causing feces to get under the nail. Verify by sniffing the suspect finger.
After smelling my finger I determined I had a botched wipe
by Ivan Denisovich December 31, 2013
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Victory Wipe

A mid day wipe of the crack to keep things tidy. No poo or sitting required although who doesn't love a good sit?
Where did Scott go? He said he was hitting the john for a Victory Wipe. Dude is always staying fresh.
by Ol'D1rtyB@$T@rd December 12, 2018
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