cunt nut

an irritable bastard thats presence is enough to piss you right off

fuck off cunt nut

by wide-o of wide-os March 11, 2009

Reverse Nut

An extreme feeling of pain and disgust. Used to describe unpleasant events.

Joe: I got an F on that test
Kevin: that’s a reverse nut

by LongDickBoi June 8, 2018

Fortnite Nuts

The sweaty feeling on one's scrotum after a long time of playing Fortnite without a shower.

2. Lack of getting out of your gaming chair nuts that are very sweaty ( preferably gluey old sweat)

Hudsen: man I've been playing Fortnite so long my nuts are starting to reek.
Mikey: damn, sounds like you got a bad case of Fortnite nuts.

by TurtleTavern January 9, 2023

Mater Nut

When you're a tween stuck with your family in Disneyland in Cars Land and you seriously need to nut, so you stick your meaty-ass, prepubescent dick inside Mater's rusty old exhaust pipe, and he makes nut so fast that your mum almost doesn't catch you with your dick out in Disneyland.

John had a Mater Nut in last summer in Disneyland. He said it was the perfect nut.

by Thicc Hiccup February 5, 2019

buds nuts

When a problem arises this person will try to remedy the situation with no clue what to do.

Here come the buds nuts who will fuck this up.

by Mike $ July 26, 2009

Wet nuts

The gonads of a man who has recently had intercourse and who’s nuts are still freshly brined in the glorious pussy juice of a consenting female

Bro#1: how’d your date go last night?
Bro#2: let’s just say I got a bad case of wet nuts

by Uncle Matt July 7, 2018

Evil Nut

A temporary condition of the male psyche following an extended period of time without sexual intercourse or masturbation.

Symptoms include unwarranted aggressiveness, lack of focus, and recurring thoughts of brutally hate-fucking annoying celebrities not necessarily known for their good looks per se, but as a means of deriving pleasure from asserting dominance over the likes of big titted news anchors, and dumb-cunt reality show whores.

Dude, I had such an evil nut after that camping trip that I had to rub one out on the drive home to a picture of Jillian Barberie's ass on a billboard.

by PatSullivan November 1, 2015