carrot philp

A small non-gender carrot that goes to vhs and is blonde

OH MAH GAD THERES CARROT PHILP SKSKSKSKSK

by CarrotPhilp November 3, 2019

Underhand Carrot

When at a posh restaurant, and the waiter gives you a cheeky hand job while pretending to read the specials.

I used to waitress at the Ivy, until I gave an underhand carrot to Russell Brand.

by wynners June 27, 2020

Carrot Fag

A term that is commonly used to describe a nasty, homosexual ginger person. These people often are very unfunny and make every situation they're in worse. This person tends to ruin your day no matter what they are doing.

Ugh I hate that carrot fag!

by kieleezy January 14, 2022

full carrot

when a dog is aroused to the point that there is more wiener showin than fur

Whatever you did to Max when you were petting him has made him go full carrot.

by Beelzebubba July 22, 2016

carrot emoji

if you use the carrot emoji your the best people ever 😎

one of my good friends made an account about a funeral for a carrot because it died. carrot emoji are cool

by ihatetoby April 15, 2021

carrot fuck

having sex with a ginger, often a guy.

Judith: hey you know James?
Suzie: Ya, why?
Judith: last night we had sex...

Suzie: so you carrot fucked?

by OofyGoofy5151 June 7, 2018

I’m a Carrot

Something a cool person says.

Cool Person: Hey bro I’m a fuckin carrot.

In this scenario the cool person says I’m a carrot

by Goat Crap October 31, 2020