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Scooter

A narcissistic and toxic person that steps on and bullies anyone he has to to get to the top
Scooter played a part in the harmful bullying of Taylor Swift and then went on to buy the rights to her music in a ploy to have power over and sabotage her
by Boo² the fool June 30, 2019
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angry scooter

When a shaven man has sex with a girl and she gets subsequent pubic rashes on her labia.
I thought it was herpes, but the rash was just angry scooter.
by Antibaby December 27, 2010
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E-Scooter

Short for electric scooter. These are very underrated portable motor vehicles that come in several different classes. They used to be quite unreliable ten years ago, but now with their improved lithium-ion batteries and powerful electric motors they can attain speeds from 15 miles per hour for entry level models up to a whopping 70 miles per hour for the most expensive, elite models. My personal electric scooter can reach a top speed of 50 miles per hour, and one custom built e-scooter made from carbon fibre hit 80 miles per hour. They can also travel a hella long distance on a single charge of their batteries too, anywhere from 10 miles for entry level models, all the way up to 110 miles for the elite models. This is all in a package that weighs under 100 pounds too, and their small wheels and folding mechanisms allow for great portability. Also, even though their horsepower is less than most 125cc gas scooters, the instant and sheer torque of their motors enables some of them to accelerate to highway speeds in just a few seconds! Popular entry level brands include Gotrax, Swagtron, Hiboy and Ninebot, while fast high quality performance brands include Dualtron, VSETT, Nami and Kaabo.
After picking up a dual motor VSETT 10+ e-scooter, I smoked that 400 pound redneck in his 1990 F-150 off the traffic line.
by R3publican January 13, 2023
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Electric Scootering

That's when you have an electric dildo raм acorns into your ass by your lover
Jill was electric scootering me last night, which is why I couldn't answer the phone, obviously.
by deodorant 2064 September 6, 2022
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The German Gas Scooter

when you fuck a girl in the ass while she is riding a gas scooter. This was invented in germany, scottsdale where two lovers where sotted Scooter Fucking
Ex: "dude i just performed The German Gas Scooter on this bitch!"
"oooh shit hardcore!"
by Piss in a bottle December 4, 2009
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Scooter

A Scooter is a fun sport that you should try!

(you need to live near a skatepark tho)
Hey, lets go scooter at the skatepark.

(I don't know why it is called a skatepark, skaters, scooterers, and bikers, etc. all go there.
by SpunkySpinky January 12, 2022
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Scooter

twitter user @Boarsuke’s worst enemy
that nigga boar was robbed by a nigga on a scooter
by boarsukefanpage October 3, 2020
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