cunt nut

an irritable bastard thats presence is enough to piss you right off

fuck off cunt nut

by wide-o of wide-os March 11, 2009

Reverse Nut

An extreme feeling of pain and disgust. Used to describe unpleasant events.

Joe: I got an F on that test
Kevin: that’s a reverse nut

by LongDickBoi June 8, 2018

Fortnite Nuts

The sweaty feeling on one's scrotum after a long time of playing Fortnite without a shower.

2. Lack of getting out of your gaming chair nuts that are very sweaty ( preferably gluey old sweat)

Hudsen: man I've been playing Fortnite so long my nuts are starting to reek.
Mikey: damn, sounds like you got a bad case of Fortnite nuts.

by TurtleTavern January 9, 2023

booger nuts

When your nut sack gets a slight tear while still producing semen resulting in cum boogers dangling from your nuts.

After he got stabbed in the sack, nick had booger nuts for weeks.

by PGVaginamort September 18, 2016

buds nuts

When a problem arises this person will try to remedy the situation with no clue what to do.

Here come the buds nuts who will fuck this up.

by Mike $ July 26, 2009

Wet nuts

The gonads of a man who has recently had intercourse and who’s nuts are still freshly brined in the glorious pussy juice of a consenting female

Bro#1: how’d your date go last night?
Bro#2: let’s just say I got a bad case of wet nuts

by Uncle Matt July 7, 2018

Evil Nut

A temporary condition of the male psyche following an extended period of time without sexual intercourse or masturbation.

Symptoms include unwarranted aggressiveness, lack of focus, and recurring thoughts of brutally hate-fucking annoying celebrities not necessarily known for their good looks per se, but as a means of deriving pleasure from asserting dominance over the likes of big titted news anchors, and dumb-cunt reality show whores.

Dude, I had such an evil nut after that camping trip that I had to rub one out on the drive home to a picture of Jillian Barberie's ass on a billboard.

by PatSullivan November 1, 2015