Petting Zoo Justin

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).

Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.

by Liz2016 September 18, 2011

boobie zoo

the strip club

let's black out and go to the boobie zoo

by lil kid fucker April 30, 2024

Zoo Date

A person who has lots of pets that they leave in the room while they have sex. The pets are comfortable enough with the mingling that crawl around and on the bodies, and may even play with hanging body parts.

She better get those claws clipped soon. My balls are always bloody after our zoo dates.

by Old Man Duffy November 28, 2017

zoo wee mama

saying someone is hot or pointing something crazy out. from Diary Of a Wimpy Kid

zoo wee mama she’s pretty!

by salty pomegranate December 10, 2024

zoo wee mama

a catchphrase used in diary of a wimpy kid to express surprise

dan- i died

zack- zoo wee mama

by koksukcer June 03, 2021

Zoo Wee Mama

When the police have you at gun point but shoot the black dude standing behind you

Me : *at gun point* look out a nigga's behind me
Police : *shoots the negro* Cheers my dude
Jerome : Zoo Wee Mama!

by Syanara October 26, 2019

Zoo Wee MAMA

Ben hughes wants to have intercourse with his brother

Zoo Wee MAMA

by [po1438945189 March 30, 2025