certified yapper

The saying "certified yapper" means someone who believes they are certified for talking too much/saying dumb shit.

"I consider myself a certified yapper!"

"If I yap too much, then I must be a certified yapper!"

by Evrybdy_luvs.leeya March 13, 2024

schizo yapper

someone who talks to themselves and/or says random incoherent spaz shit unprompted.

Kevin: "ooga booga skibbity toilet wok hardt lol fortnite cringe 2012 memez pepe hee hee hee haw"
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro is a schizo yapper"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."

by wok911tower March 18, 2024

Supreme Yapper

Someone who yaps so much that they are the biggest yapper in the world.

My history teacher is the supreme yapper.

by Yapfest March 25, 2024

D1 yapper

A professional who never stops talking, they always run their mouth

Yappington has to be the best professional yapper in the league being one of the only d1 yappers

by Runaway_Dreams April 2, 2024

Certified Yapper

A person who’s always spewing nonsense, bragging incessantly, and interrupting conversations with their unsolicited verbal diarrhea.

Watch out for that Certified Yapper at the bar. He'll talk your ear off about his “conquests” and job title, but everyone knows he's full of it and lives in his mom's basement

by CertifiedYapperMans June 12, 2024

Coochie Yapper

As a male is sometimes called a dick a women can be called a Coochie Yapper. Meaning talking out of the coochie.

Why are you such a choochie yapper?
If you call me a dick I’m going to call you a coochie yapper.

by TByapper March 14, 2025

Holy yapper

When someone finds a way to talk for an extended exaggerated time.

Look at François-Xavier, what a holy yapper. He got the girls sleeping in 5 minutes.

by YeeHawIra June 19, 2025