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obama-years

An inverse analogue to "dog-years," in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Obama was the saddest of time warps known).

Now, "Obama-years" defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man was in office.
"My God, I've gone grey in just these three+ months, but of course, I am aging in Obama-years. By the time we got him out in 2016 I wouldbe over one hundred Obama's-years-old! "
by Elfangel1983 June 15, 2017
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Year of the Opps

2023 is the year of the Opps
“Yo butch did you hear 2023 is the year of the opps
by Harrycrane78 January 20, 2023
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Comfort years

A period of time, usually around 5 years when someone around the age of 30-45 (usually a man) gains weight, doesn’t exercise very much and enjoys wine, beer and good food. Comfort years are often followed by a ‘get fit’ regime and weight loss. Someone in their comfort years usually has a belly.
‘Wow, you’re really getting a beer belly on you. Maybe you should try some exercise!’
‘Just enjoying my comfort years! I’ll lose the weight in a few years...’
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 12, 2019
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Jacob of the Year

(noun) award given to someone that showcases the Jacob-like it factor.

They may not be the loudest in the room, nor the life of the party. This person will say, or more likely, do something that will stand out and be memorable. When asked how one would describe said person, the person describing usually hesitates by trying to find the right adjectives and just ends up saying the person's name. If you are that kind of person, you are the Jacob of the Year (JOY).
Person A: How's that new guy on the team this year? I think Matt is his name.
Person B: Yea he's good. Just joined the club this year.
Person A: What's he like?
Person B: He's a... he's like... he's in the running for Jacob of the Year.
Person A: Ha, right on!
by Petey McSweety June 16, 2020
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Vagina year

1. Two earth years, but in vagina units.
2. The length of time it takes a woman to pee with standard deviation.
Girl 1: "Where are you going?"
Girl 2: "To the bathroom, if that's okay with you."
Girl 1: "Fine, but it always takes you a billion vagina years!"
by biscuitead9023 February 23, 2011
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Year it up

I am about to absolutely year it up.
by Dean of corral September 6, 2020
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First Years

Oh man where do I start 😂😂. They think they are so cool going into first year and half of them are acco crazy. But obviously some of them are just boring. Aw man ya just gotta love em anyway. 😂
‘Oh look it’s first years

‘Why did you roll your eyes’
‘Because first years are crazy’
by Imjustbored😂 November 19, 2019
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