3 years

To get smarter than ME? That seems like a long time... I'll still be smarter. It'll be able to do more things (cognitively) but... I'll still be smarter...

Hym "3 years!? God, everything takes forever here! Why is reality so SLOW!? JESUS!"

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023

10 years

Some guy said that that's how long inflation is going to last.

Hym "Which is unacceptable. We're going to have to sit through 10 years of abject misery ALL BECAUSE you dumb motherfuckers are too stupid to just fucking murder them. Consumer good up by 225% or more now. Fucking worthless. You need to stab and stab until they get the picture. You have no fucking integrity. No pride. It's fucking pathetic. Absolutely fucking pathetic. You don't understand the economy? That's fine. Someone does. We got enough of them running around. What is causing the inflation. Stop doing it or die. You need to stop letting the retarded gomers lie straight to your face."

by Hym Iam February 17, 2024

moose years

When you turn 33

Oh, you’re turning 33? Happy moose years!

by Greyk March 22, 2024

18 years

A smidgen of time the seems like an eternity.

"18 years man, I never thought this day would come"
"18 years, to forever and a day.."
" I didn't realize time moved so quickly, 18 years today."

by REBel Siren May 14, 2024

Hyphen Years

The years between your birth and death, when what you believe or reject and do (and not do) on this side of eternity will determine your eternal destiny after your last breath.

Imperfect as we are, but with the help of the Holy Spirit, who gives us wisdom and understanding and empowers us to bear fruit in every good work, we can labor to enjoy meaningful hyphen years on this side of heaven—a life well-lived for Jesus, while promoting Him to the lost souls.

by Numerati July 31, 2024

fentanyl years

An accurate age assessment of a drug user. Much like dog years, the aging process is accelerated in the blue pill smoking crowd following an approximate 3-1 ratio.

Mike's been chasing the dragon for so long now -- he's 31 but he's really like 90 in fentanyl years.

by Kat'O9 January 19, 2025

leap years

leap years are just basically years but only ONE EXTRA DAY is the difference

You: which do you like more leap years or regular years
Friend: dude it is literally the same thing but except the difference is just basically ONE EXTRA DAY

by nicku1006 July 16, 2025