woodspirit

Retarted fuck that doesn’t know shit when it comes to speaking english.

Man, you’re such a woodspirit.

by Jkuzao February 4, 2022

Woodsy Fart

Extremely earthy, ripe, aromatic flatulence. Thick and pungent, it lingers and clings to the nostrils. It may be accompanied by dibbles of a waxy, oily consistency.

I was in the middle of my presentation when I dropped a woodsy fart. Needless to say a break was called that cleared the room.

My uncle did a woodsy fart right after Christmas dinner. Everyone could taste it and it’s still floating around the living room.

by Dick Onchin December 24, 2021

the Womps

Usually occurs the morning after snorting some bad blow. The environment around you compresses in and out and makes that Godawful "womping" noise. We've all done it.

I did that line of brown snow off the urinal lastnigh. It was brutal. When i was driving home this morning I had a gnarly case of the Womps, it felt like my brain was an astrojump.

by Jayfl!p April 24, 2009

cougar woods

A hot older woman in Nike golf clothes.

Did you see that milf on the golf course?
She was a regular Cougar Woods.

by aalh November 2, 2011

kenneth woods

he is a hot boy that everyone likes and will most likely make it to the MLS. And it is easy for him to take your girl and fuck her

He is such a Kenneth Woods

by Kenneth Woods February 13, 2018

Infectious Woobstick

A highly contagious, infectious woobstick. Can be caught by a human, known as woobitis.

I tried to take Barney to the doctor, but he instead impaled my earhole with his infectious woobstick and refused to go.

by limpychicken June 12, 2019

Chelsea Woods

This is a new and popular term to describe someone who’s transphobic, homophobic, racist and/ or sexist.

This term can also be used to describe someone who’s narcissistic or full of themselves.

“She’s so full of herself, she’s a Chelsea Woods.”
“Can you stop making racist comments, you’re a Chelsea Woods!”

by Mimi777 June 21, 2019