Watchdog

1.Dogs who have compassion for elegant watches (and for being good protectors) you usually people ask for advice on what kinda watch matches their outfit.

2.Or it can mean a person watching every steps you make, and report to some big boss.

Overpaid Upper Middle Class Suburban Fuck: Hey my watchdog, i'll have a meeting soon do not let anyone into the yard.
Watchdog: (barking) : Hey you shoul have pick the "Vacheron Constantin Malte Silver Dial Men's Watch" you overpaid upper middle class suburban fuck.
Overpaid Upper Middle Class Suburban Fuck: Attaboy

2.
Kane: What's the phone for?

Lynch: I'll be reporting back to them every morning and night

Kane: Great, a lurking watchdog...
(quote from Kane&Lynch Dead Men)

by BracedAcrobat94 January 19, 2021

Watch your six

Watch your back.
Keep an eye on what could be behind you.
Turn around and look.

Yo bro, watch your six!

by K!ngFox July 10, 2021

Weather Balloon

The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.

Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.

by Charlie Badass July 18, 2021

Internet Weather Report

A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web site), or other publicly visible area regarding the weather. Generally, the Internet Weather Report is employed to express one’s satisfaction or dissatisfaction with the day’s temperature, relative humidity, precipitation, and cloud cover (or lack thereof), combined with one’s inability to create a more engaging, meaningful or entertaining status update.

See also, Internet Sigh, State of the Week Address

Examples of Internet Weather Reports, include, but are not limited to:

• “Rain, rain, go away!”

• “I hate the cold!”

• “So sick of this weather,”

• “What a beautiful day!”

by Hellion Lola September 30, 2009

Twilight Weather

When its real foggy and misty outside, grey skies, no sun, maybe a little drizzle. Usually fall weather.

Guy: Dude what the hell is up with this weather?
Girl: Relax its only Twilight Weather

by KaniXY December 13, 2010

Weight-Watchers Crap

A bowel movement so large it results in a measurable reduction of your weight. The kind of movements people try to have just before weigh-in at a Weight-Watchers meeting.

Damn, I feel five pounds lighter, that was a real Weight-Watchers crap. Where's the scale?

by vbartilucci November 5, 2010

Dumper Watch

The art of peering at girls asses. Can be announced amongst friends discreetly to bring attention to the glorious sights.

"Lads, lads Dumper Watch 10 o'clock!!"

by r0wl4nd March 2, 2015