ungentlemanly weapon

n. Slang for the male genitalia

Yesterday, on my date with Joey, he showed me his ungentlemantly weapon

by Nagem August 30, 2004

weaponized incompetence

When a person acts like they have no idea how to do something even though they definitely do. They do this so that later on they can act like they're the master at either to impress someone or get praise. Also known as strategic incompetence

"I don't know how to do that, you do it"
"Stop lying, everyone knows how to change a tire, weaponized incompetence is why you have no girlfriend"
"Fine, (murmurs cartoon profanities)"

by HumongousBazongas AvadaKedavra December 21, 2021

Eridian weapon

A special type of gun from Borderlands which will undoubtedly become synonymous with "n00b cannon". What makes them so nooby is that they have unlimited ammo, and they have great stats.

Guy playing borderlands multiplayer, looking over his various guns.
Gets shot repeatedly, sees gun: "Stupid noob using Eridian weapon unlimited ammo gun!"
Noob gets shot in back. "Yeah man, use real gun like Boomstick or Atlas Patton!"

by Revolverdude November 12, 2009

nuclear weapon

Items of which KK and Doom want to use on those damn sand niggers.

We should go and use our nuclear weapons on Osama's ass.

by James Bourne September 10, 2003

weapon of mass destruction

what G.W. could not find and has many of at his ranch in texas. that cheap prick.

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

weaponized emotional instability

When women use their rollercoaster of feelings to manipulate men.

Jessie starting sobbing when Bobby glanced at another girl. Bobby willing to do anything to get her to stop crying offered to buy her something at the store accross the street. Jessie's emotions were real but rather than mature and stive for mental health, she preferred her weaponized emotional instability to get Bobby to buy her stuff.

by Joe Lavode May 17, 2018

biological weapon

slang term for a fart

person 1- (farts)

person 2- what the FUCKS wrong with you

person 1- you never said we couldn't use biological weapons

by I had nothing better to do but write this definition April 5, 2007