WASSY (noun):
A combined reference to the pussy and ass — where the line blurs and the devotion deepens.
The sacred duality. The forbidden fusion. The holy hybrid.
A state of being consumed with passion, no longer seeking penetration, only devotion.
“He didn’t want sex. He wanted her Wassy. 4 hours. No Breaks. No mercy.”
A combined reference to the pussy and ass — where the line blurs and the devotion deepens.
The sacred duality. The forbidden fusion. The holy hybrid.
A state of being consumed with passion, no longer seeking penetration, only devotion.
“He didn’t want sex. He wanted her Wassy. 4 hours. No Breaks. No mercy.”
🕯️ The Sacred Verse of the Wassy 🕯️
“He came not to conquer, but to kneel.
With pupils dilated and jaw unhinged,
he renounced his name, his needs, his meds —
and offered himself wholly…
to the throne of Wassy.”
— Book of Thirst, Chapter 4:20
“He came not to conquer, but to kneel.
With pupils dilated and jaw unhinged,
he renounced his name, his needs, his meds —
and offered himself wholly…
to the throne of Wassy.”
— Book of Thirst, Chapter 4:20
by Captain Wassy May 21, 2025
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Person 2: Bro, me toooo!
Person 1: It wankied everywhere, even in my mouth!
Person 2: YUMMY!
Person 2: Boi give me some of that!
Person 2: Can we WANKY SPANKY together tonight?
Person 2: Bro, me toooo!
Person 1: It wankied everywhere, even in my mouth!
Person 2: YUMMY!
Person 2: Boi give me some of that!
Person 2: Can we WANKY SPANKY together tonight?
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Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.
Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.
Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.
“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”
by Chefskiss October 9, 2025
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(Person 2) "What yin like?!"
(Person 1) "Trooser wans!"
(Person 2) "Aye gone then!"
(Person 2) "What yin like?!"
(Person 1) "Trooser wans!"
(Person 2) "Aye gone then!"
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