Wad

Abbreviated version of dick wad

i.e. Nathan Arfanis

“You’re such a wad Nathan”

by Legs fo days February 26, 2020

Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter September 29, 2025

Ass-wad

Someone who is an idiot and talking to them caused colen cancer

UwU girl: s-so w-w-wanna date m-me?
Reasonable human being: no you ass-wad

by 🔥👹🥵👹🥰🤣😬😬😭🍁🥵 June 21, 2023

WAD

Working as designed

"I'm sorry, Ellen, but the technical case you submitted is actually WAD.

by ElleChat July 21, 2022

Spuz wad

An individual worthy of open derision; generally, anyone in front of you in traffic, bathroom or the line for communion

What are you lookin' at spuz wad?

Sorry Faddah - Dere wus dis spuz-wad in front of me ...

Move it ! Spuz Wad

by Spuz Wadd June 8, 2009

wad it up

When you wreck something BAD it's wadded up

Don't drive it crazy and wad it up

by The first mongo December 30, 2016

WAD

1.The file format used to hold the game data for the original doom games (Doom 1 and Doom2) standing for Where is All the Data
2.Stand for What A Dick or What A Douche

1.Have you tried the new WAD I made for doom 2, it is a slaughter map.
2.Yeah she is a total WAD.

by Smokey Neon March 19, 2018