Also known as a Brazilian. This is the process of applying a strong adhesive wax to the area of a womans crotch which is affected by unwanted hair growth & then 'ripped' away at speed, in order to 'tear' the unwanted hair from that part of her body, leaving it smooth & clean. This should be law. There is nothing worse than a girl with a pussy beard. If your girl has a dirty, hairy crotch & won't do anything about it - grow a moustache & see how she likes it.
French girls are known for their hairy bodies. SICK!!!
Get yourself a pussy wax and shut the hell up!!!
Get yourself a pussy wax and shut the hell up!!!
by adfunk August 16, 2006
Get the pussy wax mug.When you cram your pinky finger into either your ear or the girls ear to get a ball of wax, then stuff the wax into her snatch to see if she squirms. If so she may have a std.
by scott clement January 21, 2008
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by Goosey Goose December 22, 2009
Get the Kotex Wax mug.Putting the “pussy on the chain wax” was initially popularized by Key and Peele, and yada, yada… Look. There are some rumors that the phrased preexisted the famous comedic sketch of the two comics, but if we were to seriously argue if that’s true and where it came from, we would be putting the pussy on the chain wax.
The definition of the phrase actually comes later on through the bit itself, when Keegan Michael Key describes how he lost his job and his girlfriend left him that day, and all he wants is to have some fun, which he pursues through repeating the phrase “put the pussy on the chain wax” again and again, trying, as correctly Jordan Peele concludes just prior to, make a “thing” happen, which is of course to popularize a phrase by putting it out there and let it “conjure” a meaning by the means of crowd sourcing alone.
Thus, after that fine piece of comedic work that caustically criticizes how some of the most popular, non sensical phrases of our time are made, and how, if you try to test them through logic the only thing you going to achieve is to kill the good mood of a whole group of people who are having fun and connect through humor, based on the experience of collaboration, the only fitting definition for the phrase seems to be exactly that. Simply put, “Put the pussy on the chain wax” means doing something counterproductive that will lead others into loss of sympathy/respect/trust/bonding/reliance on your person.
The definition of the phrase actually comes later on through the bit itself, when Keegan Michael Key describes how he lost his job and his girlfriend left him that day, and all he wants is to have some fun, which he pursues through repeating the phrase “put the pussy on the chain wax” again and again, trying, as correctly Jordan Peele concludes just prior to, make a “thing” happen, which is of course to popularize a phrase by putting it out there and let it “conjure” a meaning by the means of crowd sourcing alone.
Thus, after that fine piece of comedic work that caustically criticizes how some of the most popular, non sensical phrases of our time are made, and how, if you try to test them through logic the only thing you going to achieve is to kill the good mood of a whole group of people who are having fun and connect through humor, based on the experience of collaboration, the only fitting definition for the phrase seems to be exactly that. Simply put, “Put the pussy on the chain wax” means doing something counterproductive that will lead others into loss of sympathy/respect/trust/bonding/reliance on your person.
-How did Keegan Michael Key lost his job and his girlfriend at the same day in that one Key and Peele sketch?
-Men, he kept putting the pussy on the chain wax all day long…
-Really? Oh, man… Wait… What does that mean?
-Men, he kept putting the pussy on the chain wax all day long…
-Really? Oh, man… Wait… What does that mean?
by Endernity March 8, 2017
Get the pussy on the chain wax mug.The Brazilian wax is widely know to be the most painful and sexy thing a woman can do to her lower private area. This is only for the brave and (luck enough) high pain tolerance woman. Men can also get this wax but it is not as common. What usually happens is the person goes to waxing/nail/spa place, asks for a Brazilian and then is led into a private room where a woman/man (usually horrible with English) starts waxing your pubic hair. Once this is done, it's necessary to take a shower after.
Person 1: Hey I just got Brazilian Wax!
Person 2: OW!!!
Person 1: Yeah, but totally worth it, super smooth now.
Person 2: OW!!!
Person 1: Yeah, but totally worth it, super smooth now.
by Cheeky5221 August 26, 2013
Get the Brazilian Wax mug.In the act of performing vaginal intercourse, you quickly tear out a chunk of your girlfriend's (or partner's) pubic hair as you finish.
After I pulled out, I gave Rachel a Hot Wax. She screamed in pain after I pulled out 6 strands of hair.
by daentourage June 28, 2009
Get the Hot Wax mug.When you havent blown a load in a week and you empty your balls on to your girl's landing strip. Then proceed to curl her stache using your jizzum as wax
Chris: Hey man, did you have fun with your girl last night??
Josh: Ya bro! I gave her some vaginastache wax!
Chris: What the donkey balls is vaginastache wax?
Josh: I blew a fat load on her vaginastach, then twisted the ends using my jizz as wax. You know, vaginastache wax.
Chris: Oh nice! Im gonna go spacedock myself.
Josh: Ya bro! I gave her some vaginastache wax!
Chris: What the donkey balls is vaginastache wax?
Josh: I blew a fat load on her vaginastach, then twisted the ends using my jizz as wax. You know, vaginastache wax.
Chris: Oh nice! Im gonna go spacedock myself.
by Hosh NYC April 9, 2010
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