wake 'n' bacon

The act of waking up and instantly eatting large amounts of bacon.

"I guess its time to get some wake 'n' bacon done."

by 1m in chem August 14, 2012

wake up and smell the coffin

An admonition to get an idea of the dire hopelessness of the situation.

Your girlfriend told the cops about your heroin stash so wake up and smell the coffin.

by keith hubbell November 6, 2006

Wake up call

You need find a random house, silently break into, locate random target, preferably female. When the target has been found, the aggressor then will be violently slapping with willy a victim over a face while she is sleeping. You are slapping her until she will wake up while singing "wake up call."

(Hotel reception, boss): "Do not forget to make a WAKE UP CALL in the morning!"
(Receptionist): "Do not worry, they will ake up with gladness!"
"You've just unleashed a WAKE UP CALL!"

by Peter Vyzinkar January 12, 2009

Wake-n-Bake Oven

The smoking of marijuana upon one's awakening, as in a Wake-n-Bake, but done beneath one's blankets, creating a tight, effective hotbox.

Open up the Wake-n-Bake Oven, and you got BAKED GOODS, bitch!

by Daniel Herbert January 6, 2009

Hobo Wake Up Call

To awake someone by kicking them similar to what occurs to many homeless people.

"Is he still not up yet? Go give him a Hobo Wake Up Call!"

by Elliot Offen Jr March 7, 2017

Waco Wake-up Call

1) To be awakened by an excessive use of force.
2) To wake up to police/S.W.A.T. officers bursting through the door.

Jimmy was selling too much blow out of his house, so the cops gave him the old Waco Wake-up Call.

by Mdamascus December 26, 2009

morning wake-up call

A morning wake-up call is when a man stands over a sleeping woman while masturbating. Right before he comes, he yells at the girl to wake up so she wakes up to a face full of semen.

"I did a morning wake-up call on my sister yesterday. She wasn't too fond of it."

by Emmzee March 22, 2008