Waftap

Someone who is an annoying little shitter

Come here you little waftap

by Kool_Kid69 July 16, 2021

waftery

Upset and uncomfortable

"Sorry, I'm really waftery today."

by Rxsee<3 December 2, 2021

Waffle House Index

A scale on how bad a disaster is by the menus of the restaurant chain Waffle House.

GREEN: Waffle House full menu (No disaster)
YELLOW: Waffle House limited menu (Minimal disaster)
RED: Waffle House is closed (Extreme disaster)
UH OH: Waffle House is gone (We’re all gonna fucking die)

Person 1: “I checked The Waffle House Index, but the Waffle House was destroyed!”
Person 2: “We’re all gonna fucking die, Johnathan”

by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test January 3, 2022

Wafi

Wafi is a girl who wants to protect and put others before herself. She has an immaculate sense of humor and tends to be sarcastic so if you take any jokes to heart you’re stupid. she has a healthy ego and is very competitive when it comes to playing games and physical activities. Earn her trust and treat her right and you’ll be the luckiest person on earth. she is a very fun person to hang out with on this depressing planet. Always knows how to brighten up your day and is really well at hiding her emotions. She is a type of person you would want to be friends with, very comfortable to approach. Wafi is cool

“You wish you were as chill as wafi”

by Luca kaneshiro March 3, 2023

Mong-wafer

Someone so thick that you pity them, although still repeatedly take the piss out of them.

Aaron is a complete and utter mong-wafer.

by ImNotNeo March 7, 2007

jesus wafer

The thin, brittle slice of "bread" that passes for the body of Christ during communion. It is, of course, washed down with a swig of Jesus juice.

Gregg: Why are you awake now? You were hammered last night.
Doug: Dude, I'm getting dragged to church.
Gregg: Oh, lame.
Doug: It's cool. I can space out until they serve the jesus wafers. They always help my hangover.

by Doug E Fresh Barcelona November 22, 2009

moon waffle

Homer Simpson patented space age out of this world creation: Waffle made of a bag of caramel squares, batter, and liquid smoke, wrapped around a stick of butter.

Homer Simpson described the moon waffle as "fattening".

by Edgar Allen Snail September 3, 2013