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The Verbal Hologram 

A deeply complex and esoteric conceptual phrase that only the illest of rappers understand, or even can begin to contemplate. If anyone claims that they understand it, and they're not closely related to the underground hip-hop groups, Jedi Mind Tricks or Army of the Pharaohs , they are simply lying, whilst displaying a dumbfounding concentration of arrogance and ignorance. This act of blasphemy is punishable by stoning in many parts of the world and particularly, in the underground hip-hop scene.

More specifically, some of the illest rappers today speculate that only the main member of Jedi Mind Tricks and AOTP, Vinnie Paz understands its true meaning. Another respected school of thought states that even Vinnie Paz does not understand it; but the esoteric knowledge is merely channeled through him by the underground hip-hop gods, further taunting us to oblivion by suicide.

Secondary Definition: Ikon the Verbal Hologram is one of the many aliases of Vinnie Paz, leader and co-founder of Jedi Mind Tricks/AOTP. To date, no scholar or ill rapper knows what Ikon means either; because its meaning is intrinsically tied to The Verbal Hologram, thus making it too deep for any mortal to follow.
Example 1: Winds of War
(beginning of song, beat is getting louder)
Prepare for the Verbal war
The Hologram, advanced physical form
...
The Verbal Hologram is the verbal avalanche
...
(as the song is ending)
Exploring the Hologramic aspects of consciousness
For aliens to devour, orthodox verse relativistic equations for power
The shower of acid rain brings pain to the land
You cannot kill what you cannot see
The Verbal Hologram!

Example 2: Any and all other songs starring or featuring Vinnie Paz
(as the song is ending, beat fading)
THE VERBAL HOLOGRAM! THE VERBAL HOLOGRAM! BBBBBRRRRRRRATTTTT!
The Verbal Hologram by FoxNews October 27, 2016
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Non-Verbal Peer Pressure 

The act of someone doing a thing or dressing a certain way (not directly told to) because the popular kids are wearing it and that person wants to be popular
Sam is a victim of Non-Verbal Peer Pressure because tried to wear dresses. She told me "all the cool kids are wearing it and I want to be popular"

VBJ (Verbal Blowjob) 

When someone gives a profuse slobbering compliment ad nauseam.
The customer loved my new concepts! They gave me a real VBJ (verbal blowjob)!
VBJ (Verbal Blowjob) by BLEAMA June 15, 2018

Coherent Unresponsive Verbal Isolation (CUVI)

A state of mind when one is mentally aware of the communication amongst oneself, nevertheless, unable to physically produce a verbal response, due to a feeling similar to exhaustion, interfering with the desire to communicate.
Coherent Unresponsive Verbal Isolation (CUVI): Similar feeling like being stoned or in a coma, yet you are 100% sober, you just don't want to, and can't verbally respond. Like being stuck.
You're coherent of your surroundings, yet you are verbally unresponsive and isolated to others trying to communicate with you. (CUVI)

Soft Verbal 

When you ask your wife or girlfriend for sex/sexual favors, and they are like "fine" while rolling her eyes.
Patrick rolls over and says to his wife "Hey, you know the kids are asleep" and she responds with an exasperated "Fine". Then Patrick says "I'll take a Soft Verbal".
Soft Verbal by UrbanBlueberry August 20, 2016

post verbal 

The state before falling asleep when one is still conscious but speaking requires extra effort
Bruh, we had just done hooking up and then she started talking about her feelings, I was totally post verbal by then. Couldn't say anything meaningful back, just grunted approvingly and fell asleep.
post verbal by ludope April 3, 2021

postcoital verbal derpitude 

A postcoital affliction that can sometimes occur when the subject has just experienced a mind-blowing sexual experience which has impaired their ability to produce comprehensible word sounds.
Emily attempted to commend Steve on his sexual performance, however all that came out was a series of pleasured sighs, indicating she was in a state of postcoital verbal derpitude.