Tech-tarded

One who has difficulties using technology

He was too tech-tarded to search the web

by dracopiaz January 16, 2025

just turned 19 in Poland

A reference to the age that men in Poland are when they have to be medically assessed to serve in the military. Used online to describe how someone served the utmost cunt.

"Did you see Charli XCX at Coachella?"
"Yes b*tch, she just turned 19 in Poland 😍"

by br@t April 14, 2025

TV Turned Off

The TV (abbreviation for Television) is a metaphor for the persons life. To turn someone’s TV off is to end their life. Or if someone almost got their TV turned off, they almost lost their life. It could be a literal loss of life, or a hyperbolic loss of life.

1.) My mom is going to turn my TV off if I don’t pass this test tomorrow.
2.) I almost got my TV turned off yesterday when that drunk driver almost ran into me. Luckily the police pulled him over in time before anyone got hurt.

by Jasiriheart April 23, 2025

It turned from a cookout into a cock-out

Used humorously to describe a situation that started normal, fun, or chill (like a BBQ with friends), but suddenly went totally out of control, chaotic, or unexpectedly sexual. It plays on the rhyme between cookout (grill party) and cock-out (slang for male genitals being exposed).

"We thought it would just be burgers and beer, but after midnight… it turned from a cookout into a cock-out."

"The meeting was fine at first, but when everyone started shouting, it turned from a cookout into a cock-out."

by Bestil August 25, 2025

just turned 19 in poland

turning 19 in poland = serving in the military this has been turned into a way to tell someone they’re serving, eating, cunty, or just look hot

girl 1: “oo period you just turned 19 in poland”
girl 2: “thanks so much queen”

by frankoceancomeback May 2, 2025

part-tarded

A term used to describe someone who is currently operating on about 3% brain battery and an unhealthy amount of confidence. A person acting part‑tarded isn’t fully clueless, but they’re definitely not firing on all cylinders either. It’s the state where someone attempts tasks they have no business attempting, pushes buttons clearly marked “don’t,” or says “trust me” right before proving they should not be trusted.

Someone in this mode tends to make decisions powered entirely by vibes, chaos, and maybe fumes. They might drop random objects, make unnecessary noise, or ask questions that should not need answers. Their behavior often triggers facepalms, sighs, and the universal friend‑group phrase: “Why are you like this.”

If you encounter someone acting part‑tarded, it’s best not to encourage them. Remove fragile items, gently redirect them like a confused raccoon, and consider offering snacks or water to reboot their system. The condition is temporary, contagious among friends, and usually triggered by boredom, caffeine, or “I saw this on TikTok.”

I explained it to her in the simplest way, and she still didn't understand. I swear shes gotta be part-tarded.

by SLincoln172 January 2, 2026

OM(F)G-Tarded

An act which defies both physics and logic; one which can only be described using the words "OM(F)G".

Oh My (Fucking) God, you should have seen it! I don't know how, but he actually got back up and tried it again!! It was the most OM(F)G-Tarded thing I've seen in my life!!! I mean, really...what was he thinking????

by Coda_Samardon May 20, 2011