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Tumblr bumbler

One who posts non-stop on Tumblr, the blog website. Often talks about his/her latest post or 'reblog'. Similar to the twitter shitter. Can also be full of self-righteousness.
Bumbler: "Yo, Mike, did you see that post of me talking about pointless stuff on my Tumblr this morning?"

Mike: "No, bumbler, and I don't give two shits in a handbasket, you goddamn Tumblr bumbler."

Bumbler: "But, Mike, I'm fucking awesome!"
Tumblr bumbler by ForkH March 29, 2010

tumblr equilibrium

When you reach the point with your tumblr where you post only enough to maintain your current number of followers, not losing or gaining any.
Dude, if you keep queuing all your posts, you're gonna hit tumblr equilibrium
tumblr equilibrium by lambyboo September 29, 2013

tumblr bedroom 

usually a small, cozy bedroom consisting of at least a whole wall full of pictures and some sort of christmas tree lights or lanterns hanging throughout the room. Also usually it won't be the cleanest room ever and won't be very bright, just dimly light by the twinkling lights or lanterns
Jackie: Ugh my bedroom's so little kidish, I wish I had a cozy, picture-filled tumblr bedroom like you, Beth!
Beth: Thanks! I love my room!

Tumblr Girl

A girl heavily influenced by the things she sees on Tumblr.
She eventually becomes annoying because she basically becomes Tumblr.
White Girl to the max, really annoying to be around..just stay away from her.
Tumblr Girl by BestChickEvs July 14, 2016

tumblr headache 

the inevitable headache you get from sitting on tumblr for 8 hours straight.
Me: Aw man i has a really bad tumblr headache.
You: You really need to get a life and not sitting on tumblr all day.
Me: Yeah I know
tumblr headache by K. Jagger June 25, 2012

tumblr and chill 

Kind of the same concept as Netflix and chill, but for people who actually want to keep their virginity until at LEAST the age of 21. If you enjoy Tumblr and chill, it means that you like Tumbling into oblivion while your mind is, um, somewhere else.
Random Dude 1: Hey, what did you do this weekend?
Random Dude 2: I just Tumblr and chill'd. It was awesome.
Random Dude 1: What?
Random Dude 2: Tumblr and chill is Netflix and chill for Christians. Stop being so ignorant.