human trumpet

When my coworker blows viciously into the webs of his or her hands to create the serenading sound of a trumpet.

Hey pal, can you teach me
How to human trumpet?

by Dingleberryface6996 May 19, 2014

steam trumpet

Is when you have projectile diarrhea out in the woods. The noise from your ass wards away potential predators but attracts fierce horse flys.

Oh I pray my steam trumpet keeps away the bears!

by Kodiakbear1313 December 14, 2013

trumpet creeper

A guy (or girl) who atempts butt stuff with no warning during sexual activity.

Brian tried to sneak a finger in the back door the other night. What a trumpet creeper.

by candy slamberg February 19, 2015

Trumpet ass

A description of ones ass after dropping a softball size turd.

Man, you have to see the size of the shit in that toilet. That guy must have a trumpet ass

by Bobway3 October 15, 2016

Crumpet Trumpet

A gay British man giving a blowjob to another man.

Damn, Sora was a real crumpet trumpet on my dick last night.

by Danception October 13, 2018

ear trumpet

When you ejaculate into your lovers ear, then blow into the ear in a humming, buzzing manner, causing the ejaculate to leak out the other side.

Yo man, I just have that bitch an ear trumpet!

by qgyh2 October 20, 2013

rusty trumpet

After one performs anal to another, the dingleberries from their butthole stick to your genitals.

That stanky bitch gave me a rusty trumpet!

by tinyladske June 19, 2014