Tristan

Tristan is a bag of shit that looks like Dickmunch. He started life as a celestial and perpetuates all of his Ally . H e was gay at the crack of dawn. Until he reimbursed himself twice, unknowingly twice dick munched a bag of nubs on his way to the aquarium. Unlikely you’ll see a Tristan in his gym clothes, stitched Tristan. His lack there of exceeds the timeliness of his requisite thus drinking on a Tristan.

Wow that Tristan just fucked himself in the ass -Travis.

Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.

Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.

That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.

That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.

The longest Dog

by JayKin23 January 7, 2023

Tristan

no teeth looking ass

Dentist: Wow no teeth, must be a Tristan

by niggardly mcniggarson June 17, 2019

Tristan Taylor

a lovely soul who deserved more than the world could've gave him. may he rest in peace.

"oh how i miss tristan taylor"
"he was a sweet boy"

by 20/05/23 May 24, 2023

Tristan

A person who acts gay is gay but does not admit it

Tristan is gay

by Deli Mike October 6, 2023

tristan jerome

Tristan Jerome is a smart person, he love dogs, he is supportive person. When he's mad, he's kinda creepy.

Some of the Tristan's that I know aren't straight.

Girl1: Do you want to meet Tristan Jerome?

Girl2: Yeah, I would like to meet him. He's like us, that's why I wanted to be friend with him.

by MILLIE_RAPH December 4, 2020

Mansirat and Tristan

Mansirat and Tristan are really zesty and they are the people to kiss in the gas station bathroom. If you guys are dating BREAK UP

Mansirat and Tristan are ZESTY

by RianBadussyiscool December 13, 2023

Tristan

Tristan is a bisexual man hung like an absolute horse. He is cute, smart, funny, and sexy. He has all the appeal and is always a top.

Man 1: "Bro, have you fucked Tristan yet?:
Man 2: "Yeah, that shit was fucking awesome! He came inside of me 5 times!

by creampai March 27, 2022