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Terrible Triangle

Dance postition where 3 guys come together making a triangle. Inside consists of 3 or more girls simultaneously grinding and dancing on each other. Once the "Terrible Triangle" is executed the girls usually become helpless to the charm and pursuits of the 3 men, almost guaranteeing a successful night.
Once we got into the terrible triangle those girls were in trouble.
by nwuwolves January 27, 2011
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paint the triangle

Deliberately aiming for and ejaculating on a women's pubic hair - covering as much as possible so that it appears as though the hair has been painted
My wife didn't tell me where to finish so I decided to paint the triangle - then she got mad because everything was stuck together when she woke up the next morning
by milpoolSK July 18, 2017
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Triangle of trust

The triangle of trust was created by the founding members long ago to provide the ultimate bird pulling machine on a night out when all three memebers combine the female prey stand no chance of resisting and have known to die from the triangles sexy nature
The triangle of trust approaches a bird and she is engulfed
by Pythagorus November 22, 2021
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Oriental triangle

When two guys are Eiffel Towering (see Eiffel Tower) an Asian chick.
Did you see Bryan and Chris pulling the Oriental Triangle on Ming Ling?
by Christophe Beck February 8, 2023
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dark triangle

When your cooch is so sweaty that it shows the silhouette of it is visible through your pants.
I worked out so hard that I had a severe dark triangle post workout.
by asdjaasdadaasdad May 15, 2019
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The Triangle Choker

When one sexual partner performs the jiu jitsu move ‘the triangle choke’ by wrapping their legs tightly around the neck of the other partner, aggressively headlocking them with their legs and feet, then proceeding to fling the partner into the bed where they continue to have very rough and violent sex
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Derek: ‘hey man, how was last night with Ivy?’
Rodriguez: ‘it was amazing! She let me do the Triangle Choker on her! It was heaven’
by Smexybeast69 June 14, 2018
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Colloquial Triangle

The shape of a slice of NY pizza is a Colloquial Triangle. Despite being, technically, a circular sector, no one in their right mind would argue this descriptor. Colloquial Triangle applies to all American style pizza slices, but originated in NYC.
Pizza is round, served in colloquial triangles, and delivered in a square box. It's geometry in a meal.
by Trajadoja April 21, 2017
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