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Toobi

A small white mouse, usually of female sex.
"A small toobi skidded across my bathroom floor"
by Professor. Marie Anette February 20, 2025
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Toob

**Toob** *(noun)*: A person whose brain operates on a permanent "buffering" mode—constantly one silly thought away from saying or doing something that leaves everyone in confused hysterics. Often found laughing at their own jokes before they finish telling them.
"The group chat knew it was about to get chaotic the second the resident toob sent, 'Okay but hear me out… what if socks had pockets?'"
by Platykush April 4, 2025
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full toobin

Did you see Jeff go full toobin on that zoom call today?
by nope_mcnopeynope October 19, 2020
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full toobin

Masturbating on a video call in full view of coworkers, like Jeffery Toobin does.
Did you see Jeff go full toobin on the zoom call today?
by nope_mcnopeynope October 19, 2020
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The Toobin

When sitting on zoom calls becomes a drag, so you decide to take your dick out have a pull to help take the edge off and pass some time. The Toobin finishes the business and realises he forgot to mute the video, and sees his work colleagues staring in awe - only to leak the episode to the national press.
Hells teeth, did you see the look on Jeffery’s face when he realised we all saw his stand up wank on zoom this afternoon! That’s the best example of The Toobin I’ve ever seen! I heard he’s changing his name to Jeffrey Toobin.
by Fingerpie4all October 20, 2020
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Zoom Toobing

Touching one's self for personal gratification while on a company Zoom teaming call
"While Manda presented her findings regarding the effects of forest management on the containment of wild fires, Braden was suddenly observed to be Zoom Toobing and was promptly removed from the online meeting by the host".
by Flowky October 20, 2020
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Zoom Toobin

The act of immediately stripping and masturbating at the end of any zoom business call.
Holy crap the meeting ended and Jeffrey started Zoom Toobin right there in front of us!
by Abhor Disdain October 20, 2020
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