A Ton

When you suddenly leave work without reason and no one notices for two hours

Employer:"Where is the new guy we hired?"
Employee: "he pulled a Ton"

by elle kae September 11, 2020

Ton

The weight of Alex’s mom.

Oh shit, Alex baby! I weigh as much as a car!

Ton = The wait for Alex’s mom

by Psychos! September 18, 2020

Shit Ton

An exorbitant amount of something.

There are a shit ton of definitions for this word.

by Skeer October 25, 2012

Won Ton Firehose

When a Chinese man inserts his penis into another man's anus and urinates intensely.

Last night after going to a gay bar Shun Lee came back to my apartment and gave me the best Won Ton Firehose of my life.

by Queen-of-queer August 30, 2013

Two-Daddy Wing-Ton

A half Buffalo, half chicken hybrid. Cooked, and made into a Buffalo chicken wing, it also weighs a ton and has two fathers because of the buffalo and chicken in the wing.

Put some cheese on that Two-Daddy Wing-Ton!

by Pep"per" Jack July 15, 2011

tonned-up

1) To score a century in cricket

2) To hit 100mph when driving

3) To get to 100 friends on Facebook

1) Did you watch the game the other day. Dave tonned up

2) I tonned up down the highway yesterday

3) I only joined two days ago and I've already tonned-up

by SawyerSharky September 5, 2011

Two Ton Tanya

Usually in reference to extremely obese women who have to go everywhere on mobility scooters

person 1: hey look over there at that fat lady
person 2: oh jeez bud thats Two Ton Tanya right there!

by harry cockswallower February 9, 2023