hookah fart

Any Flatus that has been filtered through water, such as bathwater, the swimming pool, or a hot tub, thus rendering it slightly less noxious.

Joey was in the pool, but that hookah fart still had some bite to it.

by Chas501 February 1, 2017

arctic farts

When it's so cold you can see the moisture condense from the vapor similar to seeing your breath.

As if the smell wasn't enough, did you see Chuck passing those arctic farts?

by Chas501 April 26, 2016

Fart Smeller

Someone who loses their dignity in order to be fancied by most people. These people hide how they truly feel about a thing, person, etc. This all comes in exchange of unconditional "which is rarely achieved" acceptance.

George is such a fart smeller! He is behind Becky's parents 24/7. Why can't he just be himself and let the dices roll? I mean you don't have to be a jerk to your father or mother in law, but this is way to much!

by say no to hypocrites! August 16, 2012

fart smeller

A spoonerism of "smart feller", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smucker

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.

So THAT's how calculus works. You sure are a fart smeller. I mean smart feller.

by Grue December 14, 2003

Fart Sniffing

The actual term used by Dehner to inhale the seeping gasses that escape the butthole.

Most often while doing the 69 or rusty trombone.

Palmer was caught Fart Sniffing Kristy on her wedding night.

Sean and Nicole take turns Fart Sniffing while sitting at No Worries.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 19, 2020

Squeaker farts

Squeaker farts are high pitched in sound.

Paul-D must have a whistle up his ass to let out all those squeaker farts !

by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Fart Pitch

The Fart Pitch will tell you if you need to be concerned about stool fragments in your unmentionables. The higher the pitch, the drier you should be. If you hear a low pitch, you are in the danger zone.

Ex. 1 - "Excuse me, Sir! I heard your low Fart Pitch just then, and you need to check your pants immediately!"

Ex. 2 - "Hey lady! That Fart Pitch was high and elegant, I wish more people did it like you. No check needed!"

Lady: "Girls never fart!"

"Oh, right"

by lasersheep December 30, 2013