Kyle

Sometimes a person who doesn’t drink red monster, skateboard, or punch things. Probably a good student and loves his family

That guy Kyle is nothing like the internet says he would be.

by Mr retard man October 2, 2019

Kyle

The poor kid at school who always gets asked if he drinks a shot on of monster when he's just a normal person trying to get by in life.

Jacob: Hey your names Kyle right? Have you ever had a monster?

Kyle: No I dont even like monster.

by KillMeForChristSake September 30, 2019

Kyle

A man child who’s blood is made of Red Bull and has to repeatedly tell people that he “Doesn’t have anger issues”.

Kyle isn’t like the other boys....Kyle is special

by Bronson Savage May 27, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a one of a kind. He is kind, loving, sensitive to people's emotions and always tries to make you feel good/better in anyway he can. Sadly, he is very insecure, always thinking his worth is... Worthless. But that isn't the case. Quite the opposite actually. Despite having this insecurity for himself, he pours so much love into his loved ones, making them feel good about themselves, even though he should do that for himself. When he has feelings for someone, you know. The way he makes someone feel is unique and pure and rare - you can't and shouldn't lose it. He is such a unique person, knowing so much, doing so much in his life, doing the things he loves - one wonders how he has the time! But that's what makes him so amazing. He is a die-hard otaku, weeb, whatever you want to call it, and has an attraction to tsunderes apparently - but if you're that tsundere, you won't be complaining. All in all, one should never lose a Kyle, as stated so many times, whether that certain Kyle has been in your life a day, a week, a month - you just know. God bless Kyle.

Friend 1: So I heard you've been talking to Kyle?
Friend 2: Of course I have! Who wouldn't?
Friend 1: You're right... Who wouldn't, he's one of a kind isn't he?
Friend 2: He really is: all Kyles are.

by Rjrjrjrj March 25, 2020

Kyle

A guy who is extremely energetic and will punch a hole in any nearby wall.

“Ahh hun Kyle raged and punched the door again”

by Yeetuskleatus October 22, 2019

Kyle

The king of the Monster Energy stash. He drinks it all the time You better get on this guy's good side. If this is failed guard your drywall or it will be punched.

Random Human: Eh, I don't really like Mountain Dew.

Kyle: SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW

by sk00bi May 18, 2020

Kyled

Justice performed when the government fails to protect.

He Kyled the looters who threatened him.

by BigGuy40 November 26, 2021