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medievel times

The act of snapping an arrow in half, and shoving the stick with the arrow end into your urethra (read: peehole). The man would then use his penis to create holes into a womans body, therefore fucking any location on the body he so desires.
I'm gon' kill him i'm gon' rape him, i'm gon' give him medievel times.

after i gave julie meievel times she needed 30 stitches and a new appendix
by 07 Sr. Mens Swim November 28, 2007
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third times the charm

Seriously, dont tell him that third times the charm.
by buddy retard July 5, 2020
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times 1337

A lame way of saying REALLY, REALLY much so!! It is an older, nerdier version of the things that little kids say:
"You're not my friend any more!"
"Well you're not my friend times 10!"
"Plus two!"
"Double that!"
"Times infinity!"
And so on and so forth.

It might be a good idea to see 1337 or l33t.
Josh: "Man... I suck at this!"
Tony: "Well I'm great! I play SSBM times 1337!"
by Whittsnake November 9, 2005
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Timeslap

Slightly similar to a pimp slap a time slap sends you back to a certain decade depending on the strength an style
I will timeslap you back to 1960 if you dont watch it (then waking up at a hippie rave)
by lastofadyingbreed December 19, 2008
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Tiesto

1. Dutch DJ with no skills known for jesusposing and trainwreck transitions

2. Owner of a Chinese restaurant in Amsterdam
- ZOMG Tiesto is sick!
- Me too, that pecking duck of his restaurant was awful
by DJ Cret1 July 4, 2008
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four times

Intercourse in which the man inserts his penis 4 times into the woman. This creates a very akward situation. 4 times is relatively unheard of condition. Researchers are still studying the cause of 4 times and the reason that it occurs after specifically 4 insertions.
Dude, I really hope Dillon doesn't four times that girl.
by 2fast4u101 January 8, 2010
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The New York Times

A daily newspaper based in New York City, USA, established in 1851. Often abbreviated to NYT or NYTimes. Generally considered a good source of factual, if liberal-leaning, information.
Did you see that new article in The New York Times?
by bruh17777 May 5, 2021
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