pot-timers

A form of short term memory loss from smoking to much pot, That affects the individuals ability to form and or complete a full sentence ie. pronounced like Alzheimers

"Oh i forgot what i was going to say" lol, "pot-timers"

by rileymorgan420 September 7, 2022

Cocaine Timer

The amount of time a living creature can spend under the influence of cocaine, or another harmful substance, before passing out or collapsing, or suffering any adverse side effects.

"Damn, this bear's cocaine timer is almost up!"

by Jorge_Man March 2, 2023

Youngs'timers

When someone jokes to another about forgetting or confused about something and not old enough to have Alzheimer's but they are young

Why you keep forgetting stuff..you must have youngs'timers..

by Canius July 20, 2023

homewrecker timeline

(noun) aka betrayal timeline / cheater timeline :

The ACCELERATED timeline in which two individuals get together specifically in a situation where one or both engaged in homewrecking or cheating or betrayal of a previous partner in to meet each other and get together.

Damn they started dating 2 weeks after she got with him while he was with his ex, they’re on that homewrecker timeline

by sms24 October 3, 2023

snap timer

Have a timer on a snap commonly means the person with the timer on is sending nudes

Imma put my snap timer on so you don’t screen shot

by Peen449 May 11, 2024

Multi timer

A man who sees nothing wrong in sleeping with multiple women simultaneously, concealing one from the others without a hint of guilt. The term ‘multi’ suggests the progression from being a two-timer to engaging in more complex forms of infidelity. Women can't be multi-timers by nature of their gender that requires more fidelity: it's easier to call them "sluts" and move on.

Multi-timers are more akin to "manwhores" but slightly more honorable, as the latter are only into infidelity because they're lowlifes. Multi-timers just need more time to settle in their lives, so are looking for more choices in women. It's like when you browse the shelves of a supermarket, you don't really buy everything you see.

Randy is seeing Paula while making out with Molly, who's been sworn to secrecy about Paula. Molly readily obeys due to her own lack of moral compass. Randy also recently went to Las Vegas, indulging in threesomes with prostitutes. He's currently texting one for future encounters, all unbeknownst to Paula or Molly. Needless to say, neither of Randy's regular girls has a clue about his Vegas exploits.

Randy recently met an exchange student from the Czech Republic. They seemed to connect well, even making out at his office! Now smitten, Randy is planning a European vacation, possibly with Paula. While she enjoys Paris, Randy might travel to the Czech Republic to propose to his new girlfriend. This could lead him to unceremoniously drop his past girlfriends.

Basically, Randy is a multi timer.

by Third World Sam June 9, 2024

mid timer

Member of a community particularly in a 12-step fellowship who has been around 5-10 years. Understands some modern lingo but lacks in understanding of some of the more popular slang.

Newcomer: yo I just popped a bean
Mid timer: oh you just took some ecstasy?
Newcomer: na bra, a xanny..man you're a mid timer

by Jacobtanner November 23, 2024