muffin time

Another name for 12:30, the magical time of day when people make muffins.

Joey: Hey! What time is it?
Muffy: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
Alan: Uh, actually it's 12:30!
Muffy: SOMEBODY KILL ME!

by budderguy42 December 15, 2015

Corona Time

The phrase you use when someone near you coughs, often as a joke saying they’re going to spread the coronavirus.

Also in reference to the popular Corona drink.

Ally: *coughs*
Jim: Yoooo it’s corona time!

by TheNathaniel March 8, 2020

tiemcock

The penis of a Time Lord. Most commonly used to refer to the interdimensional and time traveling peen of the Doctor or the Master. Some can argue that Capt. Jack has a tiemcock, but this is wrong, he has a tiemagentcock.

Jack Harkness wants the tiemcock something fierce.

It's long been rumoured that the Doctor wants some serious tiemcock from the Master.

by Raevyn Lovel November 14, 2007

Timea

mysterious, dark haired, exotic, foreign beauty

She is a Timea no doubt about it.

by timmtimmm December 19, 2009

time vampire

Something or someone who literally sucks your time like a vampire sucks blood.

My computer broke again, I spent all night working on that fucking time vampire.

by Bob Box February 22, 2009

Cell Phone Standard Time

The time that all cell phones have. (CPST) Much better than Pacific Standard Time, cause it fits in your pocket.

Bitchy Teacher: Robert, you are 2 minutes late to class! You should show up on time to class. You are going to get detention!

Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!

Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.

by Tylerk74 April 18, 2008

Ain't nobody got time for that

not wanting to deal with something/someone at the moment

*Ashley* : Hey can I ask you a question ?
*Taylor* : Ain't nobody got time for that !

by AshleyInThisBitttttt December 7, 2012