A cocky bastard that uses those shitty cheap ass "Nut Passes" during No Nut November. The guy might even download the image so he can reuse it and continue to jerk his dick like a tire pump and say he won something. This guy probably cries when he doesnt get a participation trophy.
Bruce: Carter has already jerked off 13 times, and its only November 4th!
Adam: What a fat shit, I heard he uses nut passes as an excuse to reproduce with his hand!
Bruce: What a No Nut Nitwit, I bet his hand smells like crusty socks and expired milk!
Adam: What a fat shit, I heard he uses nut passes as an excuse to reproduce with his hand!
Bruce: What a No Nut Nitwit, I bet his hand smells like crusty socks and expired milk!
by Ocide November 04, 2022
by Mike $ July 27, 2009
by LongDickBoi May 23, 2018
When you're a tween stuck with your family in Disneyland in Cars Land and you seriously need to nut, so you stick your meaty-ass, prepubescent dick inside Mater's rusty old exhaust pipe, and he makes nut so fast that your mum almost doesn't catch you with your dick out in Disneyland.
by Thicc Hiccup February 06, 2019
When your nut sack gets a slight tear while still producing semen resulting in cum boogers dangling from your nuts.
by PGVaginamort February 12, 2016
The gonads of a man who has recently had intercourse and who’s nuts are still freshly brined in the glorious pussy juice of a consenting female
by Uncle Matt July 08, 2018
When Ryan hooks a car battery to his nipples and turns it on while ejaculating then proceeds to rattle his teammates in siege with 7.62 rounds while going “uuguugugughfhugyuguuguuguufu”
by The Electric Boogaloo December 01, 2019