an awkward friend that is quiet most of the time, slightly overweight, also bi sexual most of the time
that Todd is so bisexual
by mike neily May 6, 2018
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He loves to do human things, like drink water, Consume supplements, and many more
Todd Enjoy's the presence of Humans and the sounds they omit from their mouth holes.
Todd also Runs a Church on the side, where his loyal Subject prays for his kindness.
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Todd also has a massive cock usually 25 inches long
He loves to do human things, like drink water, Consume supplements, and many more
Todd Enjoy's the presence of Humans and the sounds they omit from their mouth holes.
Todd also Runs a Church on the side, where his loyal Subject prays for his kindness.
Join Toddism or your heart is going to be eaten by todd in the middle of night.
Todd also has a massive cock usually 25 inches long
Person 1 Have you heard of todd?
Person 2 Yes, he's a real Homie G
Person 3 I haven't hear of todd who is he?
Person 1 Oh no. Todd is now going to come beat you to death..
*Todd arrives*
TODD WHOS THE FUCKER WHO DOESN'T ENJOY MY RELIGION
Person 2 THAT BITCH THERE
Person 3 *Fearful* NO PLEASE WAIT AAAAH-----
Person 2 Yes, he's a real Homie G
Person 3 I haven't hear of todd who is he?
Person 1 Oh no. Todd is now going to come beat you to death..
*Todd arrives*
TODD WHOS THE FUCKER WHO DOESN'T ENJOY MY RELIGION
Person 2 THAT BITCH THERE
Person 3 *Fearful* NO PLEASE WAIT AAAAH-----
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Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."
Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
by MaryTodd November 18, 2012
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Used to describe these people in leisure or recreational settings.
Used to describe these people in leisure or recreational settings.
by Punjab January 14, 2013
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