rusty mallet

When a man fake tans his penis resulting in it looking like a rusty mallet. (alternative definition: A heavy hammer object left out in the rain.)

Mike struck me with his rusty mallet this morning.

by Poodefiner June 29, 2014

Rusty Conwell

When a chick is fucked in the ass with such ferocity that she bleeds and shits on your dick, then you proceed to make her suck you cock.

So how'd it go last night?
Dude this girl is a freak! I told he I wanted to give her a Rusty Conwell and she was totally down!
Gross.

by dirty dick sanchez October 16, 2010

Rusty Hydraulic

When someone shits in between a girls tits, and rubbs it around. The tity-fucks her.

Boy: "Its bee a while since i have gave someone a rusty hydraulic"
Girl: "Whats that?"
Boy: "Here lemmie show you, just take your shirt off...."

by a-gap right now October 21, 2011

Rusty Throne

During sexual intercourse, giving a woman who has not wiped her ass in a few days a reverse cowgirl.

God, my dick still has crap on it from that Rusty Throne
I like Rusty Throne's

by K. Lintock. January 23, 2010

rusty street

you do anal with a fat bitch and she shits on your penis and you get stuck

this bitch gave me a rusty street

by big goat cam meekmillen April 25, 2019

rusty midget

A rusty midget is when you engage in sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period, in which afterwards when you lose your boner, and have not cleaned the newly dried blood and which therefore leaves a rusty looking residue on your soft little midget!

Man i fucked this bitch last night and i woke up with a RUSTY MIDGET!!!!

by RustyMidgetLeader777 November 30, 2016

Rusty plughole

An anus that after a shoddy wipe is still covered in a thin smear of quick drying faecal matter.

Billy spent all day at work feeling rather self-conscious after his poorly executed morning evacuation had left him with a rusty plughole.

by dreddjay February 21, 2015