Burger Queer

4 ton fresh water hippo who's always friends with the 11/10, but always gate-keeps them. Usually has colored hair, is bi or gay, the bad kind of feminist, and, to reiterate, is fat as hell.

person 1: Yo bro, do you see that girl over there?
person 2: Yeah, why?
person 1: Would you mind distracting the burger queer over there while I rizz her up?
person 2: aight bruh, I'll try.

by Bigga Gigga Digga August 15, 2023

Queer Cum

When you cum and it is not white. It is a weird color like yellow or grey.

Last night I had queer cum, it was yellow and it smelled like pee and cum combined, i then ate it and it tasted like popcorn.

by Professor Bronk May 14, 2020

Queer Cut

A popular haircut especially among queer people, particularly the androgynous, typically defined by hair of medium or longer hair with both sides of the head shaved or buzzed off. Occasionally miserably attempted to be appropriated by the straights.

I just got the queer cut, so either I’m gay or have been living in California for too long.

by zealasquigs October 25, 2022

Ass queer

Someone who will stand in the doorway while trying to play call of duty.

Get out of the way ass queer!

by Callthemonkey January 4, 2011

smoking queer

Smoking some strange weed

Do you want to smoke on queer or good shit?
Smoking Queer Smoking some strange weed

by Baller 6446 October 29, 2020

alphabet queer

Someone belonging to the ever-growing group of letters LGBTQ...................

Someone who does not know their ABCs and is confused about life.

1-Hey did you hear the added two more letters to LGBTIQ?
2-Who did?
1-The alphabet queers!

by Holden Tudiks sw July 19, 2023

Queer Gut

Very similar to a beer gut, but it resembles a gay man's stomach full of presumably semen.

Damn man, Chaz is rocking the queer gut over there by the bar.

by robtomus April 20, 2018