When Ryan hooks a car battery to his nipples and turns it on while ejaculating then proceeds to rattle his teammates in siege with 7.62 rounds while going “uuguugugughfhugyuguuguuguufu”
by The Electric Boogaloo November 30, 2019
Get the The Electric Nutmug. A cocky bastard that uses those shitty cheap ass "Nut Passes" during No Nut November. The guy might even download the image so he can reuse it and continue to jerk his dick like a tire pump and say he won something. This guy probably cries when he doesnt get a participation trophy.
Bruce: Carter has already jerked off 13 times, and its only November 4th!
Adam: What a fat shit, I heard he uses nut passes as an excuse to reproduce with his hand!
Bruce: What a No Nut Nitwit, I bet his hand smells like crusty socks and expired milk!
Adam: What a fat shit, I heard he uses nut passes as an excuse to reproduce with his hand!
Bruce: What a No Nut Nitwit, I bet his hand smells like crusty socks and expired milk!
by Ocide November 3, 2022
Get the No Nut Nitwitmug. The gonads of a man who has recently had intercourse and who’s nuts are still freshly brined in the glorious pussy juice of a consenting female
by Uncle Matt July 7, 2018
Get the Wet nutsmug. by Mike $ July 26, 2009
Get the buds nutsmug. A temporary condition of the male psyche following an extended period of time without sexual intercourse or masturbation.
Symptoms include unwarranted aggressiveness, lack of focus, and recurring thoughts of brutally hate-fucking annoying celebrities not necessarily known for their good looks per se, but as a means of deriving pleasure from asserting dominance over the likes of big titted news anchors, and dumb-cunt reality show whores.
Symptoms include unwarranted aggressiveness, lack of focus, and recurring thoughts of brutally hate-fucking annoying celebrities not necessarily known for their good looks per se, but as a means of deriving pleasure from asserting dominance over the likes of big titted news anchors, and dumb-cunt reality show whores.
Dude, I had such an evil nut after that camping trip that I had to rub one out on the drive home to a picture of Jillian Barberie's ass on a billboard.
by PatSullivan November 1, 2015
Get the Evil Nutmug. When you're a tween stuck with your family in Disneyland in Cars Land and you seriously need to nut, so you stick your meaty-ass, prepubescent dick inside Mater's rusty old exhaust pipe, and he makes nut so fast that your mum almost doesn't catch you with your dick out in Disneyland.
by Thicc Hiccup February 5, 2019
Get the Mater Nutmug. The sweaty feeling on one's scrotum after a long time of playing Fortnite without a shower.
2. Lack of getting out of your gaming chair nuts that are very sweaty ( preferably gluey old sweat)
2. Lack of getting out of your gaming chair nuts that are very sweaty ( preferably gluey old sweat)
Hudsen: man I've been playing Fortnite so long my nuts are starting to reek.
Mikey: damn, sounds like you got a bad case of Fortnite nuts.
Mikey: damn, sounds like you got a bad case of Fortnite nuts.
by TurtleTavern January 9, 2023
Get the Fortnite Nutsmug.