by no john August 14, 2006

by booyah kid January 17, 2006

Horn corn is used in foreshadowing the use of dirty, slang-riddled sentences to follow.
First known use is in American Dad, season 13 episode 4.
First known use is in American Dad, season 13 episode 4.
So what’s your problem kid? You honking a lot of horn corn around here or just sliding some whistles?
by Slackwhacker February 6, 2019

A euphemistic reference to taking a massive dump. Typically the corn filled variety. But eloquently expresses any act of defecation.
Well I hope everyone enjoyed that Thanksgiving meal. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to work on my corn art. I've got a masterpiece on the way.
by Eaton Holgoode September 9, 2016

American Slang for the anus. Originated from the use of corn husks as primitive toilet paper in Colonial days. Mainly used in the South and Midwest.
by TreeAnt January 7, 2009

After being in prison for three years I can say with complete honesty that my corn hole has seen better days.
by Falken January 17, 2003

A behemoth, vicious worm-like leviathan. It is known to dwell in corn fields, and particularly in corn-field mazes.
The creature lies in wait, slithering slowly between corn stalks, out of site. Stealthy, agile, nearly invisible, it can swallow numerous people whole before any one of them notices their oncoming demise.
Often incorrectly thought of as a fairy tale, myth or rumor. The worldwide death count for corn worm-related fatalities is estimated at 200 or more per year.
The creature lies in wait, slithering slowly between corn stalks, out of site. Stealthy, agile, nearly invisible, it can swallow numerous people whole before any one of them notices their oncoming demise.
Often incorrectly thought of as a fairy tale, myth or rumor. The worldwide death count for corn worm-related fatalities is estimated at 200 or more per year.
Tony: "Hey, Rick. Let's go through the corn maze."
Rick: "No, man. Don't even joke around. Remember what happened to Tina?"
Tony: "Come on, man. No such thing as a corn wo--"
*a Corn Worm attacks, killing them both*
Rick: "No, man. Don't even joke around. Remember what happened to Tina?"
Tony: "Come on, man. No such thing as a corn wo--"
*a Corn Worm attacks, killing them both*
by BewareTheCornWorm October 18, 2009
