Traveling Toothbrush

When you brush your teeth while walking and not in the bathroom.

Mother: Is that the traveling toothbrush?
Timmy: Yes

by BlitzBerries June 07, 2024

Travel + Leisure

a travel magazine based in New York City, New York.

In 2021, Wyndham Destinations acquired Travel + Leisure from Meredith Corporation

by SPrice1980 May 08, 2023

Travel + Leisure

a travel magazine based in New York City, New York. Published 12 times a year

Initially published in 1937 as U.S. Camera and Travel, the magazine later assumed the name Travel + Leisure in 1971.

by SPrice1980 May 08, 2023

Michigan Tech traveler

One who neither minds cold weather nor driving two days each way to visit family.

I can live in the U.P. for 20 years or more as a Michigan Tech traveler, especially with all the improvements in technology since last score!

by Ohio River East November 28, 2021

travel dirt

A mythical pieced dirt that mums make up on the way to another state

Get that travel dirt off of you

by bearytastic15 July 15, 2018

Gullible's Travels

What Jonathon Swift's "pygmies and giants" book should really be named, since you'd have to be outrageously naive to actually believe any of the crap that he relates.

If it would be possible to find someone who genuinely thought that the "Gullible's Travels" book was based on true events, you could likely also get him to swallow two additional "fanfic" chapters wherein the book's narrator also was able to assume ownership of the Brooklyn Bridge and establish a homestead in the Florida swamplands.

by QuacksO April 11, 2022

Don't stand for the traveler

Another term for patience

A good example of patience of the Wet-Nanny, is Don't stand for the traveler!

by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR January 15, 2024