Shrek Neck

Got no neck like shrek

Person 1:- "Shut it ya bam!"
Person 2:- "Shut it Shrek Neck!"

by Shreklover101 June 20, 2018

shrek stew

when someone eats green shit from an arse

I gave maro a shrek stew last night

by shrekmuncher April 28, 2021

Shrek the Third

What?

I have never heard of the movie Shrek the Third. There are only three Shrek movies.

by ImObsessed April 26, 2021

shrek sperm

when a man ejaculates in a woman's nostril and either out of a fit of joy or anger she snot rockets all over the man

Bethany was so pissed when Enrique came in her nose that she shrek spermed all over him.

by jonnn2 January 6, 2008

watchin' shrek

A guy code for masturbation.

Guy A - "Hey man how was your weekend?"
Guy B - "Pretty good, parents were gone so I spent it watchin' shrek."
Guy A - "Nice."
Chick - "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WATCHIN SHREK, LOL"
Guys - "dumb bitch."

by Codeezy March 3, 2006

Shrek-Tastic

An action that is so holy and pure, that our great lord SHREK decides to send many blessings upon those who completed the action.

An adjective that you use when you are at a loss of words

Yo man, I just did a shrek-tastic front flip... I feel the blessing already!

by The Shrek Lover September 21, 2017

shrek roleplay

The act of plugging your eyebrows and then getting horny because they look so good, while having green stuff on your face

"Yesterday I had such a relaxing evening, I even did Shrek Roleplay

by Ftfo February 1, 2017