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Kirk Hammett

THE HOTTEST MAN EVERRRRRRR.
(also a nickname for someone with long curly hair or fast fingers for playing guitar)

Kirk is a guitarist from San Francisco. He's currently in the band Metallica. His mom is Filipino and his dad was English, German, Scottish, and Irish (according to google).
1.) Omg that dude is such a Kirk Hammett.

2.) I'm gonna go see Metallica tonight!! I'm so excited to see Kirk Hammett on stage, he's my fav!
by Anon♡♡ February 2, 2023
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Kirk

Based on the term "neck", a word for giving a blowjob, fellatio, or oral sex.
Her throat game is crazy shawty was giving straight kirk no teeth, I definitely didn't teach her all that!
by lowtaperblevins67 September 12, 2025
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Kirk off

A mean version of buzz off relating to star trek
(When a bird is anoying)
Kirk off” Crow!
by The_horlzon May 17, 2025
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Kirk

A scumbag. Mostly an otherworldly fake, evil moronic ped0.
Jane: what happened to you , sandra!!! You look horrible!

Sandra: Kirk just took advantage of me again.
by Fuqqqalluuu9 December 31, 2023
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Kirk Smith

Kirk smith’s are kind, thoughtful and warm-hearted. When it comes to movie quotes and song lyrics, kirk smith’s are said to have had the memory of an elephant. Regardless of what Nate Smith’s think, Kirk Smiths are by far the best snow skiers in their families.

Kirk Smiths are loyal friends, brothers, uncles and soon to be husbands. Kirk smith’s often hold family records for most speeding tickets by the age of 16 1/2. Regardless of what Mike Smiths thinks, Kirk Smith's have the best taste have the best taste of music in the family.
by hellohelloyahyah October 12, 2022
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get kirked

Getting fucked up at a musical theatre prom. And that’s getting fucked up in any way you can imagine.
Me: Goddamn, we’ll get kirked tonight, man
Adam: Hell yeah we will
by BlockBoi67 May 28, 2018
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Kirking

Kirking is a when an online troll attacks members of the emergency services on social media such as Facebook and Twitter. It came about in the 2020 Covid19 Pandemic where doctors and nurses were abused online for simply working.
That guy Tim is a total Kirker. It’s shameful some of the things he posted last night and the language he used was shocking. Kirking
by Tattoo11 March 30, 2020
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